Nik Jam The Man 
THE MAN who got
the 1000th Reply/Post!
(2/8/01 10:10:02 pm)
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Re: No...
wish me a good luck on Saturday, im having my confirmation (if you dont know what that is, feel free to ask, but if I awnser, Ill start a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE flamewar, trust me)
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DiddilyPuff 
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(2/8/01 10:16:02 pm)
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Ok..... Good luck on saturday!!!!!!
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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Knuxedo Mask 
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(2/8/01 11:37:42 pm)
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I feel stoopud :P
I saw an drawing on a webpage and I thought it blinked. I stared at it for a good minute or two until I realised it was a JPG, not a GIF... x.x
  
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H Hog 
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(2/9/01 2:15:18 am)
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Heh heh heh... I have that more often. Remember when Jet Loco Radio put up all those animated smilies? I've been looking at the last one for a minute trying to figure out what it did, only to realize it was a normal  from EZboard. -_-;
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Matt the Yak 
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(2/9/01 7:08:20 am)
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PyroSonic 
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(2/9/01 6:24:25 pm)
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beeeeeeep
I must have missed something... but I don't THINK I did...
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Tenniru 
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(2/10/01 9:33:07 am)
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Save topic...
"You may know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, because I know everything you're going to do! Strange, is'nt it!?"~ Sonic the Hedgehog
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Sz 3 
Boredom Extraordinaire and
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(2/10/01 10:39:37 am)
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Yeah, Nik, I know what Confirmation is... I had mine a year ago...
(And also, I don't think it'd cause a flamewar, but neh...)
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ToxicM 
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(2/10/01 11:23:26 am)
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Hey, I just noticed Sz 3's icon is animated.
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Mirai no Bishounen
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(2/10/01 12:04:30 pm)
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$_$ $_$ $_$
I had my confirmation in November. It wasn't bad, considering if I was still in Catholic (read: evil) school or their CCD (Sunday School), I wouldn't be confirmed until June!
And the best parts parts about confirmation were I got a fancy dinner with my family afterwards (with tiramisu dessert), and I got almost $150 from my aunts, uncles and grandparents! $_$
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Nik Jam The Man
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(2/10/01 12:13:09 pm)
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My confirmations in a few hours!
Yeah Im Catholic, and I go to a Catholic school.
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Sz 3
Boredom Extraordinaire and
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(2/10/01 1:00:32 pm)
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Well, I'm going to have to retract what I said about it not causing a flamewar.
Mirai going a long way to starting one by calling "Catholic" "evil". 
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Knuxedo Mask
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(2/10/01 1:32:26 pm)
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And the subject changes.....
..........nnnnnnow.
So.... who likes pants? I know I dont. O.o
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Nik Jam The Man
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(2/10/01 1:41:19 pm)
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yeah, we all should be FREE! (JK)
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/10/01 2:18:58 pm)
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Pants are better than skirts!!!!!!!
*imagines everybody in a kilt*
0.0
Excuse me while I go find some shred of sanity. I know I left it around here somewhere....
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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Dragonfyre00
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(2/10/01 2:28:21 pm)
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Diddily??? What are you doing here?
Sci-fi Writers INC.
Game Makers
Dragonmind Software Forum
The Next Dimension M:tG page
It is not whether you win or lose, but whether or not you come out with your pride -Motto of Dragonfyre00
People will think what they want. Always have always will.-Jil
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The truth will make me burn you to a crisp.
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Nik Jam The Man
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(2/10/01 2:32:03 pm)
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shes been here for a while now
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/10/01 4:09:40 pm)
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Yeah. I finally found here (wherever here is) and made myself at home.
Surprise?
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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ToxicM
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(2/10/01 4:33:24 pm)
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I don't know if we should continue talking about pants. It could turn into a flamewar. 
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/10/01 4:38:20 pm)
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*imagines a session of pantburning*
Yeah, good idea. Pants are good.
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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H Hog
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(2/10/01 5:16:10 pm)
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"SING THE PRAISES OF PANTS!!!!"
(That's your cue, Tonic!)
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Knuxedo Mask
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(2/10/01 5:19:38 pm)
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>=(
*throws random blunt objects at H Hog, along with his pants*
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H Hog
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(2/10/01 5:23:13 pm)
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D'Oh......
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Knuxedo Mask
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(2/10/01 5:30:51 pm)
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*sings "Pantsless Monday"*
It's just another pantsless Monday! (Ohhh, Ohhhh!)
My bare-nekkid buns-day! (Ohhh, ohhhh!)
No stockings to have run-day! (Ohh! Oh, OH oh ohh ohh!)
Not even wearin' un-days! (Ohhhh!)
IT'S JUST ANOTHER PANTSLESS MONDAY!!!
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PyroSonic
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LOL
First, we talk about no pants on the MB, then we take over all the topless beaches and make them bottomless, then we do that to the whole world... or not. Wait, it could only be on Mondays tho'. ^_^
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Mystery Sonic Theater 3000! (TPCG Version!)
On a not-too-distant planet,
Mobius of South Island,
Dr. Eggman has kept TPCG in pain,
And has done it for quite some time.
But now with the Egg Carrier all blown up,
His worst enemy, Sonic has seen enough.
So he sent him packing to a planet called Earth!
(Eggman-I'll be back!)
"I'll send TPCG cheesy FANFICS,
the worst that I can find. (Lalala)
They'll have to sit and watch 'em all
So I can moniter thier minds! (Lalala)"
STARRING........................
SHORTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!-(Falls asleep) I dun....wannaaaaa..........
Now keep in mind Shorty can't control
Which FANFIC he sends him next. (Lalala)
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his really stupid friends.
SIDEKICK ROLL CALL.....................
RIOCHETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!-Buh.
EDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Yoohoooo!
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-What the cheese is goin' on?
If you're wondering how he is so bored and sad
And other pointless facts. (Lalala)
Repeat to yourself "I dun wanna do homework!"
And then you can relax!
for Mystery Sonic Theater 3000!
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Edge-I'm back in the MiST! Woohoo!
Riochet-Whoop de do. I promised!
Shorty-Let's start it!
(Matt puts in the movie reel. The Fic starts. All sit down)
>AUTHORS NOTICE
Matt-Nap time!
(All pull out blankets and pillows)
>Hey i thought that i would stop writing sonic fights robotnik
Shorty-NO! NOT SONIC FAN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Edge-Don't worry! AT least he isn't writing SFR fics anymore!
Riochet-Yeah, but he's just gonna write worse fics!
Edge-Oh. Right. SAVE US! PLEAAAAAAAASE!!!!!
> and instead
Matt-<Sonic Fan> Fock mself util i puucke!
>just write stories because it would be dumb to have like sonic fights robotnik 52
Shorty-How about you stop writing Fics altogether?
All others-YAAAAY!
>ad nauseum and stuff.
Riochet-What does "ad nauseum" mean?
Edge-Probably gymnasium.
>Here is how uncle bob
All-NOOOOOO! Not Uncle Bob!
>came back to knothole
Edge-What if no one wants him back in Knothole?
Matt-Edge, this is a Sonic Fan fic.
Edge-Oh, right.
>this story is wreitten
Riochet-What the hell does that mean?
>very fast so tis
Shorty-(Singing) Tis the night before Christmas!
>not as good as the others
Matt-Great, now it's gonna be extra bad.
>probobobly.
Riochet-Huh? What does that mean?
Matt-Well, it's either Sonic Fan writing "probably" wrong, or he's trying to write "Bob" in probably
because the stories about a guy named Bob.
>COPYRIGHT NOTCIE
Matt-Right, and I'll act like I give a shit.
Shorty-This sucks! If anyone wants me, I'm taking a nap! (Takes a nap)
Edge-Hmmmmm.
>Hey dude,
Edge-Hey! Don't call me that, gaywad!
>sonic is copyrights of those dudes at archine.
Riochet-What's archine?
Matt-Sonic is NOT (C) Archine OR Archie! He is (C) Sega!
>Blah, bklah,
Riochet-Blah bklah yourself!
>other satuff
Matt-What?
Edge-I think it's SatAM spelled wrong.
Riochet-Me two.
>is copyrights of thier owners. Got it?
All but Shorty-No.
>Ok,
Edge-So it's okay we didn'y get that?
Riochet-My lucky break!
>now get this,
Matt-Oh, so expected us to get that.
Riochet-Aww crap. It's not my lucky break. Damn Sonic Fan.
>i do not mean to claim ownership of anything in this story. so ya ya ya
Edge-(Singing) She loves you, ya ya ya, she loves you ya ya ya and you know that can't
be bad!
(Riochet and Matt clap unenthuasically)
>now lets read the story
Riochet-No, let's not.
>END OF COPYRIGHT NOTICE
Riochet-No it isn't! It's the end of the "Copyright Notcie"!
>BEGIN STORY IN
>
>6...5...4...3...2...1
All but Shorty-NOOOOOOOO!
Shorty-(Wakes up) Hey, you woke me up! What did I miss?
Edge-Just the copyright notcie.
Shorty-"Notcie"?
Edge-That's what fanboy wrote.
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>Uncle Bob Returns!
All-NOOOO!
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>By: SONIC FAN
Matt-Yeah, we figured that.
>
>A cool short-story
Riochet-Betcha it isn't.
Matt-Nah. Not that dumb.
>Hello
Shorty-No Uncle Chuck this time?
>its knothole and today is tuesday
Shorty-No it isn't! It's Wednesday!
>lets see what the freedom fighters are doing, hmmmmmmm?
Matt-No, let's not.
>SONIC HUT
Riochet-Let's go to Sonic Hut guys!
All-YEAH!
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>YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY!!!!"
Shorty-I think Sonic just saw Amy in her SA outfit.
>went sonic
Edge-Hmm. Can't say I've ever been to "YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY!!!!"
Shorty-Me either.
Riochet-I have!
All but Riochet-HUH???
>as he played guitar and jammed and jumped around spinning off the walls and running
>on the roof.
Matt-<Wallls> Ow! Stop that! Spin on the walls instead! This hurts!
>
>Tails walks in :"you sonic dude"
Edge-<sonic dude> Busy, bother Sonic instead.
>SONIC hays "AHEY! WHat up low-bro?"
Shorty-Sonic on the other hand was too busy going to "YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY" to pay
attention to Tails.
>Tails said"oh nothing ehwat u doing?"
Riochet-<Tails> Eh wha u doin, hedge bro yo yo? U wanna have c-sex? Yo yo yo!
>"JAMMIN" said Sonic
Matt-How about we stay in one tense? What fun that would be! Yaay!
>"oh COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" said Tails
Shorty-<Tails> oh FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
>TAils plays the drunms its rocking good!
Edge-Tails on the other hand took a shit in TAils' snare drum.
>JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPIN JACK FLASH THRU THE HUT!
All-(Singing) Jumpin' Jack Flash he's a gas, Jumpin Jack Flash, he's a gas gas gas!
>"Woh woh" say sonic
Matt-And Sonic agreed.
>"yo rote"
Shorty-<rote> Grr, stupid hedgehog! Can't you see I'm busy Jumpin Jack Flash thru everyone's
huts? Bother Rotor!
>Rotoro stops.
Shorty-Is Rotoro like Zorro?
>runs back "HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY SONIC!!" he yells in sonics ear
Matt-<sonics> OW! You damn ear hurter! and find that rote so he can fix my roof!
Shorty-<rote> Fix your own damn hut, hedgehog!
>"yo hi" said sonic
Edge-But Sonic was busy looking at Amy.
>"Whatever happened to uncle bob?" said Rotor
Riochet-Who gives a crap?
Matt-Obviously Rotor, rote, and Rotoro.
Riochet-I meant besides them.
>"He left" said Tails
Shorty-And not a moment too soon!
>"In sonic fights robotnik 3"
>"I hate ken penders" said sonioc
Riochet-Sonic on the other hand was constipated and trying to let it all out in his bathroom.
Edge-<Sonic> sonioc! Get outta here! Can't a hedgehog get any privacy around here?
>The camerman says "hurry up and finish this scene"
Riochet-<Sonic/Hougan> No! You can't make me! I don't have to do anything!
>"YO-K man!" sayed sonic
Shorty-Shouldn't that be "Okay"?
>"lets find uncle bobo"
Edge-<Tails> And while we're at it, let's find Uncle Bob!
>says TaILS!
Matt-Meanwhile, Tails went to his hut and took a giant size crap.
>"uncle boob?" says sonic
(All laugh. Riochet falls out of his seat)
>"bobo?" rotor said "WHAAAAAAAAAAT?????"
Matt-He was talking about his boobs, okay?!
>"typo" says Tails
Shorty-After coming back from the crapper.
>"OH!" say sonic and rotor
>all 3 jump though a walll
Edge-<Walll> OWW! I told you to stop hurting me! Jump "though" a wall!
>OUTSIDE
Riochet-What about it?
>-__-__--_--_-_--_----__-__--_
Shorty-What the hell...
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Matt-AURGH! HE'S COMING ONTO ME!!! (Jumps behind chair)
>AHHHHH!!! goes sonic they run into sally
Edge-Rio, I bet $10 you can't say all the wrong things in that sentance.
Riochet-Yer on! First, no quotations around "AHHHHH!!!", then, Sonic needs to be
capatilized. Next, there has to be a period after Sonic. Capatilize "They". capatilize Sally.
ut a period after Sally.
Edge-Well I'll be damned. (Gives Riochet $10)
>"AK!" sas SallY!
Shorty-Sally on the other hand was being fucked by Antione.
>"Ooop!" says rotor
>"Yyayayyayaya" say tails "we go find uncle bob!"
Matt-Now Tails sounds like Sonic when he sees Amy's SA outfit.
>"No yo bro" says Sallly
Shorty-<Sally> (Salps Sallly) I salp you! Sure Tails can go! Also Tails, bring rote, Rotoro,
sinioc, and sonic with you!
>"Youre not going, uncle bobs not going here"
Edge-<Tails> How about just one Uncle Bob? Will that be okay?
>"waaah"
Riochet-That's the most uninthusiastic cry I've ever heard.
>says tails
Edge-While Tails was screwing Sallly.
Matt-<Tails> Sonic booooooooooooooooom!
Riochet-Hey we did that in another MiST already.
Matt-Oh, who cares.
>"no and the answere is no!" says sally
Riochet-So the first "no" wasn't her answer?
>"waaaah sniff waaah"
Edge-More unenthusiastic crying.
>says tails
>"Well a'right" sayes Sally
Shorty-But Sallly strongly objected.
>"Just be coreful!"
Riochet-<Sonic> Okay, we'll be "coreful" but we won't be careful!
>"YO WE WILL SALLL" yells sonic
Matt-<Sally> Oh crap! I forgot to tell Tails to bring SALLL and Sallly with him!
>sonic yells into a megaphone
Shorty-Hey! Where'd he get that from?
Edge-<Sega> Bad hedgehog! Bad! Bad! (Hits Sonic with logo)
>"I LOVE U SAL LETS HAVE CYBERSEX!"
Edge-<Sega> (Hits Sonic again with logo)
>"i hope i was being discreet" said sonic
>(JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Matt-Sucky joke.
>"sal is cybersexy" says Rotor
Riochet-<Rotor> But Sally and Sallly are disgusting.
>"oops
Edge-<Rotor> I'm getting white stuff in my pants just thinking of Sally.
Riochet-(Raises eyebrow) Ick....
>i said that didnrt I?"
Matt-No you "didnrt"!
>"YES!" says sal
Matt-While Sally and Sallly have hot lesbian sex.
>"Go away before i have to kill you all"
Shorty-My, Sally's getting violent, isn't she?
Edge-No.
>"otay" says Tails
>""YAAAHHHH BUH-WEET"
Shorty-Wait...did he just say something about buck wheat?
(All others shrug)
>says SOnic
Riochet-But Sonic was busy watching Sally, Sallly, sal, and SALL have hot lesbian sex.
>ZOOM ZOOM BAM BOOM!
Matt-<Mike Shaffer> BBIIIIIIIIIING BAAAAAAAANG BOOOOOOOOOM!
>ran sonic
Shorty-Shouldn't sonic yell or say that?
>_-__-_-_----_---__----____----_
Shorty-Aww crap, he's doin' it again...
>A MILLION MILES AWAY
Edge-(sarcasm) Oh, uh huh, I bet hmmm-hmm.(/sarcasm)
>5 minutes later
>
>"Sonic stops" said sonic, stopping.
Shorty-<Sonic> No I didn't, sonic you bastard! You stop!
Matt-<sonic> NO!
Shorty-<Sonic> YES!
>"sonic stopped" says tails
Edge-Tails agreed.
>"stopped sonic" said rotor
Matt-Why are they talking about Sonic and sonic stopping?
>"hmm funny how a typo turns into humerous dialoge" saiys sonic
Riochet-Actually, that wasn't very "humerous" at all.
>i am typing fast" said SONIC FAN
Riochet-(Falls behind chair) AAAH! NOT SONIC FAN! GETHIMAWAYGETHIMAWAY!!!!
>just then the bots attak.
Edge-The bots "attaked", but they didn't attack.
>lots of bots!'
Matt-No! Not "lots of bots!'"!
Riochet-(Peeking from behind chair) Is he gone...?
Edge-Yes.
Riochet-(Jumps into chair) Yeehoo!
>"ahhhh" sayd tails
Riochet-But Tails "sayd" nothing.
>"focky!"
Shorty-All right, let's figure all the words for "fock" in Sonic Fan Fics.
Riochet-Fock!
Matt-Frock!
Edge-And now, "Focky!"!
Shorty-Three forms then.
>"No fock!" say sonic
Riochet-FOCK YOU!
Matt-FROCK YOU!
Edge-FOCKY YOU!
>"oh shet" says rotor
Shorty-OMG, Moody was right! Sonic Fan's actually using "shet"!
Matt-Now we just need him to use "domn" and "oss".
>"ROOTOR!"
Riochet-<Sonic> ROOTOR, get Rotor, rote, and Rotoro!
>say sonc in tails
Shorty-So some how, some dude named "sonc" comes out of nowhere, gets into some guy
named "tails" and says "ROOTOR!"?
Edge-LOOK OUT, tails! Some guy named "sonc" is gonna get inside you!
>A fight ensues.
>sonic spins bots THEY DIE!
>rotor kicks bots THEY DIE
Riochet-Riochet punches Sonic Fan HE DIES!
Shorty-Shorty kicks Sonic Fan, HE DIES!
>"Wie spak spak!" tails says, fighting bots as they die
Edge-"Wie spak spak"?
>END RESULT
Shorty-Thank god. It's over.
Matt-I doubt it...
>Bot casulaties: 1000 sonic casulies: 0
>"cool" say sonic
>"FOCKIN' A!" says Tails
Edge-Writing that down Shorty? Another form of fock! "FOCKIN' A!"!
Shorty-(Writing it down) Yup, yup.
>they walk into secret baste
Matt-So a secret "baste" came out of no where?
>-_-__---_------__-----_-__-___-
Shorty-...
>"Hello anyody home?" sayd SOnic
Matt-No, SOnic, no one home.
>"i am scared" said tails
Edge-But Tails had a nightlight with him.
>"BOOOOOOO WOOOOOBOOOOGIIIIEEE!!!"
All-AAAH! (All jump behind chairs)
>says rotor,m scaring tals
(All come back and sit down)
Matt-Wow! Two fan charectors in one sentance! "rotor,m" and "tals"!
Riochet-Woohoo!
>"AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHH!!!" said tals
Edge-Now tals sounds like he's laughing.
Shorty-<Sonic> tals, stop laughing. Rotoro, stop looking at rotor like that.
He needs his privacy. And rote.....I don't even know what you're doing.
And SOnic and sonioc, shut up. rotor,m, stop scaring tals.
>"ROTOR SCARED ME!"
Riochet-Really? I thought rotor,m scared him.
>"shaddap" says Sonic
Edge-Finally, something we agree on!
>They go thru the dark secret base,
Riochet-They went thru the dark secret base, but didn't go through it.
>it is scary and dark.
Matt-<Sonic Fan> aaaah. srcay. shdows arr sawey.
>shadow bot attacks!
All-WHO??????
>sonic fights it and wins! they move on
Shorty-That quick?
>CREAK CREAK CREAK
Shorty-Goes the mouse, cluck cluck cluck goes the chicken! Meow meow meow goes
the cat...
All-AND NO ONE CARES!
Shorty-Oh yeah....
>"Whats tha?" says SOnic
Riochet-<Sonic> SOnic, take a nap.
>"I hear steps" says Rotor
Edge-Really? Cuz I don't.
>"hold on" says the camerman
Shorty-Now, now, "camerman", let's not get horny at a time like this.
Riochet-<camerman> Why?
Shorty-Because I say so.
>"i will turn on infared"
Edge-No! Not "infared"!
>
>click
>buzzz
Matt-Sonic, this is not the time to use Sally's vibrater.
>"hey look
Edge-<Tails> Hey look Sonic! I found my dick!
>its uncle bob!" says Tails
All-NOOOOOOO!
>"Good Mornin' to ye!" says Bob
>"YO BOB!: say sonic
Shorty-Wow, another Fan made cahrector: "YO BOB: say sonic"
>"Och, ye larden!
All-........
Riochet-What that ment, I have no idea.
>wasup with ye?"
Edge-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup???
Riochet-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup???
Shorty-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup???
Matt-Wuzzuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup???
All-WUZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP???
>says ob
Riochet-Who was right behing Uncle Bob.
>"want to live at knothole?" says tails
Matt-<Tails> It's right next to Knothole!
>"ok, my trailer
Shorty-Blew up!
>blew up"
Shorty-..........
>said bob
>"how did you know his trailer blew up?" says Sonic
Riochet-<Uncle Bob> Because I focking live in the trailer, ye larden!
Ain't that right, ob?
>"i phoned him
Edge-For phone sex!
>a few days ao" said tails
Riochet-Oh, so Sonic was talking to tails...hmmm.
>JUST THEN ROBOTNIK STEPS ONTO THE SCNEE!'
Matt-Causing poor SCNEE!' to break his back from all the weight.
>"Ha ha" says robotnik
Shorty-<ROBOTNIK> Shutup, robotnik, I just stepped on SCNEE!'.
>"Lard 'o chubbin'!" says bob
Riochet-<Lard 'o chubbin'> What do you want, Bob?
>Heli-bots shoot thru the ceiling
Edge-DEAR GOD NO!!!! NOT HELI-BOTS THAT SHOOT THRU THE CEILING!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>sonic trys to get awaya
Shorty-Ohno! Sonic Fan turned into Mario!
>but can;t!
Edge-Ohno! sonic "can;t" get "awaya"!
>roobntik captures
Shorty-And Robotnik congratulates him on his work.
>the ff's
Matt-What are ff's?
Riochet-"Fat fuckers"?
>The are shoved into a hoverunit that transports them to robotniks TV station in the
>dessert!
Shorty-No, not again with the TV station....I thought they blew that up about
5 times all ready.
 ESRT
Matt-Which is close to the "dessert"
All others-Mmmmmm......dessert.........
>Bwa bwa bwa...BWA
Edge-Now, now, let's not cry.
> .... hshstshshshthtssth
All-.......................
Riochet-Nope, didn't understand that one at all.
>ON TV...
Matt-There are some people who ride cars that they can have showers in!!!
>this is script format
Shorty-Well whoop de doo.
>
>(music plays)
Edge-(sacrcasm) How, how discriptive.
>ANNOUNCER: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO IT's THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!
Matt-DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO NO ONE CARES!!!!!
>(more muisc)
>ANNOUNCER: WITH DR. ROBOTNIK!
Shorty-Well, it's his show, I hope he's in it.
>(wonky tunes)
Riochet-"Wonky"?
Edge-"Wonky".
>ANNOUNCER: WITH GUESTS SALMA HYEK
Matt-Who's Salma Hyek?
>and KEN PENDERS
All-BOOOOOOOOO!
(Edge throws pop corn at the screen)
>ANNOUNCER: MUSICAL GUEST KNUCKLES AND HIS REGGAE BAND!
Riochet-RRGH, why does everyone think Knux is Jamacan just because he has
dreadlocks???!!!???!!!???
>(music)
Matt-So there isn't music when the announcer is talking?
Riochet-Apperently not.
>ANNOUNCER: AND SNIVELY AND THE SWAT BOT ORCHASTRA
>ANNOUNCER: NOW HERE"S THE SULTAN OF SALTY SNAK FOODS...
OCOTR ROBOTNIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shorty-Wait, what happend to The Dr. Robotnik Show? Why is there some guy named
"Docotr Robotnik" there?
Riochet-IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>(robotnik bounds in)
Edge-<Robotnik> Boingy boingy!
>ROBOTNIK: hi!
All-Hi!
>ROBOTOCIZED EWROKERS IN AUDIESNCE:
Matt-What are "Ewrokers"?
Riochet-What is an "Audiesnce"?
>YAAAHHHHHH CLAP CLAP!!!!Y
>YAHAAYHAYHAHYh!!
>WOOooOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All-..................
Shorty-Nope, didn't understand that one either.
>Robotnik: Now here'z snively and swat bots!
>(snivley, wearing sunglasses, plays the sax, the swat bots play other instruments. they play
>the pee-wee herman song)
All-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>Robotnik: (sitiing in desk)
Riochet-<Snivley> Hey, Robotnik, maybe you should try sitting in your chair instead
of "sitiing" in it.
>doo dooooDOOO! doo doo doo doo doo doo DOO DOO!
Matt-Heh, he's saying "doo doo". Heh heh.
>First thing we do tonight is
Riochet-<Robotnik> Take off our pants and shirts and sit around in our underwear!
>unthaw Dr. Quack
Edge-Aah! He's a quack! Get Dr. Hibbert to transplant your heart!
>(grounder and scratch brings out frozen dr quack)
Shorty-Uh oh, Grounder and Scratch are in a Sonic Fan fic, that can only mean...
>Grounder: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
>SCRATCH: HHEHEHEHHEhehHEHHEHHEH!!!!!
All-..................
Riochet-My thoughts exactly.
>(they put dr. quack in big microwave)
Edge-Along with dr quack, and Dr. Quack.
>ROBOTNIK: PLay that funky
All-(Singing) Play that funky music, white boy...play that funky music white....
Wetflame-More funky SA stuff!
Matt-Where'd you come from??
Wetflame-Over at Sonic Area 51! (Jumps into a deminsional rift between Shadow of Light
and Sonic the Hedgehog Area 51!)
>microwave music
Edge-Microwaves had a theme? COOL!
>sniv man
Matt-<Robotnik> But, Snively, you get to sit around like a jackass.
>(band plays microwave sonG)
Edge-Wow, and microwave song AND a microwave sonG!
ING
All-(Singing) Ding dong, Sonic fan's dead!
>(dr quack unthwaed
Shorty-I thought he was supposed to be unthawed not "unthwaed"!
>he steps out)
>QUACK: hey hey yo, what?
>RObotniK: you not dead!
Edge-<Robotnik> Shutup, RObotniK. This is my show, not yours.
>QUAK: Quack quak cool!
Edge-Yeah, not being dead is cool.
>(but dr quack is somehow different)
Shorty-(sarcasm) Wow, how specific. (/sarcasm)
>(man walks on stage)
Shorty-(sarcasm) Wow that's specific. (/sarcasm)
>KEN: hell i'm ken penders
Riochet-Hell I'm Riochet
Matt-Hell, I'm Matt the Yak but strangely not a yak.
Edge-Hell, I'm Edge.
Shorty-Hell I'm Shorty.
>ROBOTNIK: fock off
All-YAAAAY!
>KEN: ok
>(robotnik kocks ken off stage int the audience)
>AUDIANCE: HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
>AHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!
Matt-Ya know, that really wasn't so funny.
>ROBONTIK: Now lets brign out HEDGEHOG AND FRIENDS!
Shorty-<Robontik> Yes, I have killed Robotnik, and RObotniK and taken over
the show! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>(robotnik throws cuecard out the fake window)
>*KRASH*
Edge-<Mike Shaffer> BIIIIIIIING BAAAAAANG BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
>SOnic and friens are hustled on stage by sWAT bots
Edge-<SOnic> Sonic, help me and my "friens"! We're being hustled onstage by sWAT
bots!
>ROOBOTNIK: HAHHAhahahha Whoi shall we roobotosize first
Matt-<Robotnik> Yes, it's my clone "Roobotnik", made with special "roobotosize" technology!
>BOB: FOCK YE ROBOTNIK! Y'ER A BIG EEJIT!
Riochet-What's an "Eejit"?
>RoBOTNIK: hmm perhaps the scotsman
Edge-<SOnic> sonoic! tals! Rote! Let's get him!
>SNIVLEY: ya i need bagpipes
Shorty-Er, is that supposed to be funny?
>ROBOTNIK: ok get in the robosizer
>(obob gets in)
Riochet-While Uncle Bob took a nap.
>JUST THEN SONIC IS SPINNIN AROUND HES KILLIN BOTS LIKE THERES NO
>TOMMOROW!!!
Shorty-(sarcasm) Wow, how exciting. (/sarcasm)
>SOnic slam dunks a bot hea in the garbage can
Matt-Meanwhile, Sonic throws up.
>SONIC: 500000000000000000000 points!
Shorty-......I can't even comment on that. Too stupid.
>SONIC FREES TAILS
Edge-Since when was Tails in danger?
>TAILS NINJA FIGHTS!
>TAILS KICKCS DOWN THE ROBOTOCIZER UNCLE BOB IS FREE!
Shorty-Ya know, if this was really a SatAM or Archie thing Uncle Bob would
be robotosized by now.
>KABOOOKMMKRAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAK POW! goes bobs shotgun!
Riochet-<Mike/Bobs Shotgun> BBIIIIIIIIIIIIING BANGGGGGGG BOOOOOOOMM!!!!
>BOB:I focking make short work of ye bots!
Edge-Have I mentioned this Fic sucks lately?
>ROBOTNIK: ha ha i locked the doors you can't get out of here
Riochet-Hey! That means you can't get out either! HAHA!
Matt-Rio, he has the key, so he can get out.
Riochet-Oh. Crap.
>QUACK: No, I ujuts UNLOCKED THE DOOR HA!
Riochet-Hey, where'd he get the key?
>ROBOTNIK: NO! you betreyt me!
Shorty-<Dr. Quack> Wrong! I betrayed you, didn't "betryt" you.
>QUACK: May i join u sonic
Matt-<Sonic> NO! Once a "betreyter" always a "betreyter"!
>SONIC: ya dude
>THEY FUGHTS KILLIN A MILLION BOTS THE WHOLE PLACE IS EXPLODING
>THE GOOD GUYS RUN DOWN THE BASMENT ROBOTOCIZED WORKER BOTS
>ARE FLYIN THU THE AIR
Shorty-"Fughts"? "Basment"? "Thu"?
>LOOK OUT TAILS!!!
Matt-Sonics giant dildo is gonna get you!
>Tials gets in just in time
Edge-But Tails got squashed by Sonics dildo.
Riochet-(Punches Matt) Shutup about the dildo all ready!
>they slam the doow on a flying bot!
Edge-<Bot> I can fly! WEEEEEEEEEEE! (Crashes on door) OW!!!
>fwonk!
Riochet-Fwonk to you too!
>TAILS: SOmebody down here
Shorty-<SOmebody> Whaaaaat?!
>BOB: yeh, aye am
>TAILS: no that guy
Matt-<Tails> Hi "that guy"!
>(they see Rabbit Rabbot)
All-WHO???!!!???!!!???
Riochet-Must be Bunnie.
>RABBIT: Good afternoon to ye
Matt-No, it's Bob in disguise!
>SONIC: ITS bUNNIES LONG LOST DAD
All-OH, YEAH RIGHT!!!!!
>RABBIT: I WAS IN JAIL, here, mmm-hmm
>SONIC: we saved you
Edge-<Rabbit> No you didn't! They had sexy rabbit babes here! LEMMEGO
LEMMEGO!!!
>lets juicin jam!
Riochet-No, let's not!
>SONIC Pulls out a powr ring
Shorty-Saying "Damn! I lost all my power rings!"
>RABBIT: Some folks call it a power ring, i sall it a potater, mmm-hmm
Edge-Well, now we all know where Bunnie gets her amazing brain power.
>They rush teh door! bot killing ACTION! zoom fwahs kqaboom!
Riochet-<Mike> BBIIIIIIIIIIIING BAAAAAAANG BOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Shorty-Ya know, that's getting kinda old.
>Uncle Bob riverdances
All-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Edge-Wow, who knew he could riverdance.
>on stage with some bots
Shorty-So he wasn't trying to blow em up?
Riochet-<Lil Hedgie> Lazy ass.
>ROBOTNIK: NO NO NO!!!!
Matt-Our thoughts exactly.
>They run out of the building and divei nto the sand
Shorty-Then they dive into the sand.
>JUST THEN THE BUILDING EXPLODES
>FWAP BAP BOO-BAP SHADDA LADDIA SHIBBA BIBBI HOOOOOOOOO-AAAA
>HHHHH!
All but Shorty-BIIIIIIIIING BAAAAAAAAANG BOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!
Shorty-Oh lordy lordy lordy....
>RABBIT: hot dam
Edge-No shit.
>they run back to knothole
>ROBOTNIK: No nO NOOOOooO!
Riochet-Say "No nO NOOOOooO!" to drugs!
>They beat me again! WAAAAHHH!! THIS SUCKS!
Riochet-Now Robotnik sounds like a baby.
>(knuckles shows up)
Matt-And then Knuckles punches him.
>KNUCKLES: Hey mon, is it time for our act
Riochet-KNUCKLES IS NOT JAMACAN DAMMIT!!!
>ROBOTNIK: all the cameras are dead, except for that one
>"Hey" says our cameraman
Edge-Hey what?
>Knucles and the chaotix band set up
Shorty-Then Knuckles and the Chaotix beat them up.
>(band plays music)
Edge-(sarcasm) Wow, how specific. (/sarcasm)
>KNUCKLES: oooh yeah, we're jammin'
>robotnik dances
Shorty-Ugh, that can't be a pretty sight.
>
>BACK AT KNOTHOLE
>_-_-__--=__-___-_-__-__-----__-_--___--
Shorty-Man, I hate that.
>
>SONIC RUNS RIGHT INTO DULCY
Matt-Gee, that's not very nice.
Ulcy
Edge-Wait, what happened to Dulcy?
>" budda don't wann do HOMEWORK??!?!?!"
All-HOMEWORK??!?!?!
>the others run into antoinne
Riochet-Who's he?
>"le oof" says antoinee
Edge-As Antoine and antoinne have sex.
>SAlly shows up
Matt-<Sonic> Hey, where's Sally, dammit?
>"AAHHHH WHATS DR QUACK DOING HERE???" SCEMred sallly
Edge-But Sally didn't "SCEMred" anything.
>"Hes a good guy now" said Sonic
>"Quack yes" said Dr. Quack
>"Ok Dr Quack and Uncle Bob you have to pass the interview before you can become
>freedom fighters. I wil ask you secret questions. Anything that happens inside that hut
>does not leave the confines of that hut, ok?"
Riochet-Who's talking?
>"Aye" said bob
>"QUACK-OK!" said Dr. Quack
>They go to sallys hut
Shorty-And had sex.
>"DADY!" says Bunnie
>"Hello ye daughter of mine" sais Rabbit Rabbot
>(emotional scene)
Riochet-Um, is that even legal?
>The camraman gets bored and falls asleep
>"HEY WAKE UP!" says sonic
>"WHa says the camermna" oh"
Shorty-Hey, what happened to "camraman"?
>bow-bow-chick-womp-bow-wukka-chiak-chjika
>TAils" I am getting funk to this disco beat
Edge-Great, that makes one of us.
>Sally walks out of the hut followed by unc. bob. and quak
Riochet-Then Uncle Bob came out the hut.
>Sally:" ahhh...
Matt-<Sally> That was some mighty fine sex....ahhh....
>they are freedom fighter now~!!!!!!!!"
>"yaaaaay!!!!!!" say knotholes inhabients!
Riochet-"BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" says everyone who reades this Fic!
>PARTY TIME
>"TIme to test my new invention"
Edge-<Rotor> I call it, "The Dildo"!
Shorty-<Sonic> Uhh, that all ready exists. Sally has one.
says rotor
>ROTOr test the catapult
Matt-And Rotor screws Sally up the ass!
>SONIC TAILS ROTOR UNCLE BOB AND DR QUACK ARE THROW A BILLION
>FEET INT THE AIR
Edge-They'd be in space by now, methinks.
>-_---__---_---_----
Shorty-Grrrrrr.....
>SONICS HUT
>
>JUST THEN SONIC, TAILS, DR QUACK, ROTOR,,,, AND UNCLES BOB falls
>THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT!
>
>"WobbbA!" said SOnic
Shorty-I think that Sonic would say more than "WobbbA!" if he got thrown
a billion feet in the air.
>
>AND THATS TEH JUICY JAMMIN EWND OF OUT TALE.
All-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Edge-Wait, there's more!
> YO ARCHIE FEEL FRE TO MAKE THIS INTO A COMIC BOOK, JUST EMAIL ME
>ME AT soniciscool.com YOU CAN HAVE THE STORY FOR FREE IF U WANT.
All-It's done! Yay!
Edge-Wait! There's even more!
>"fini" said Antoine
>"AH zed FININ! YOU LEAVE NOW! LEEEEVEEEEE!!!
Shorty-Huh?
> ZEEE
>HOOGOGGOOGOOOGOIOR
Riochet-What kinda crazy shit is goin on...?
>(#UJT) * (F#PHJ*pndfnvnopdsnhve98nfewiofmnweofewmvc
>89032uf8932umn890unm4c3u2n88&#N*@&N
Matt-Okay, I think they're getting a little crazy.
>*VNM&@*cm) (2m$)*(MN*@ ( &mnc) * (@&*) ($cn@*()mnv&m@ (*&V*
>"JUST THEN SEXHOG WALKS IN and says "Hey is that a ninary of a sonic sex
>pic?"
Riochet-Huh?
Edge-Hey, it's over!
All-YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
<~THE END~>
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Starring............
Niel Lafrenais as Shorty the Hedgehog
Johnny Behle as Riochet the Hedgehog
Matt Newman as Matt the strangly not a Yak
Joshua Allen as Edge the Fox
All comments and views expressed are (C) Johnny Behle and may or may not be
what people in the MiST think.
All charectors and situations from Mystey Science Theater are (C) Best Brains.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is (C) Best Brains
Mystery Sonic Theater 3000 is (C) Niel Lafrenais.
Sonic, Tails, Robotnik, and Knuckles are (C) SEGA and Sonic Team
Sally, Bunnie, Antoine, Dulcy are (C) DiC.
Dr. Quack is (C) Archie Comics
Uncle Bob and Rabbit Rabbot are (C) Sonic Fan
Sonic Fan is (C) Him/herself
Anything I didn't mention is (C) thier owners.
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Recent (maybe not) Episodes of Mystery Sonic Theater 3000...
A1-Sonic Fights Robotnik
A2-Sonic Fights Robotnik 3
A3-The Knothole Murders
A4-THE GRENHILL ZOME MURDERS...along with..."sonic_wars"
A5-Bunnie's Bad Day
A6-"What do they have against us?"
A7-Freedom Fighters Fight
A8-The Freedom Fighters true story!
A9-Sonic Fights Robotnik 5
A10-Playing Dead
A11-LEMONADE
A12-Blue Apple
A13-Immortality is Forever
A14-The Knothole Murders (MiST of a MiST)
A15-The Death of Sonic
A16-The night when Sonic died
A17-Sonic Vs. Knuckles: To death
A18-Operation Death Egg
And todays episode....A19-Uncle Bob Returns!
Enjoy! ^__^
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yow
that's a long reply type thing!
Sz3... on the page before this, were you referring to me? I think I said something similar to that, and if it was me, I apologize... really, I may say stuff that people might take offense to. But if you do take offense to something I say, just say to yourself, "PyroSonic does NOT like to offend people." Whew, I don't want anyone hating me.
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Re: yow
Heeey! I MiSTed that fic as well! As a matter of fact, here it is!!!
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Director: Mystery Sonic Theater 3000, Episode 301: Uncle Bob Returns! Take one.
(BEEP)
In the far and distant future,
Long after we all have died
The crew of H Hog's starship
had gone on an insane ride.
Captain H Hog made a great attack,
But Robotnik,he did counteract,
Though he did fight so well and proud,
Robotnik forced him underneath the clouds.
"I'll send them crazy fanfics,
the worst around the globe." (lalala)
"That will make them panic,
& then I'll defeat that dope!!"
Starring: H Hog! (Boyohboy!!!)
Now keep in mind, H Hog can't control,
to make the fics stop or end. (lalala)
Jamming would make their position known,
Risking both his ship and friends!
CREW ROLE CALL!
TONIC! (Check out my spikes!)
AUSTON! (Lupe's cool.)
SESTREN! (We're all in big trouble.)
AAAAAARMAGE! (I'm busy. Come back later.)
If you're wondering how hedgehogs can be blue,
& other Sonic-facts. (lalala)
Your fanboy-ness is scaring me,
So sit down and relax!
for Mystery Sonic Theater 3000!
[The doors]
1-Iris (think "Alien", "James Bond" opening)
2-forcefield
3-sliding bars (Like in "Doom")
4-Ice block (turns instantly into pouring water)
5-sliding patio door
H Hog: Hello, and welcome here on my starship.
Sestren: The latest in Armoured Mecha anywhere!
Armage: Umm...this is just a regular starship, Ses.
Sestren: WHAT?!? My life is a lie!!!!
H Hog: Umm...yeah. Well, This is the ship,and this is my crew.
All: Hiya.
H Hog: In here, we like to search the internet for GOOD fanfics to read, and sometimes,
unwillingly, we get a bad one from "Sir Chubby of Eggness" (laughter),which we lovingly critisize.
Our biggest challenge here is to stay awake during these bad fics,
as well as keeping our brains from exploding.
Tonic:( Clenched teeth,petrified) NYAAarghhh!!!!! Pain!!!!
H Hog: Oh, damn. Auston, please turn off that fanfic.
Auston: Ay-Ay!(turns off video screen with eyes closed)
Tonic:( Relieved) Ahhhhhh...nice....
H Hog: Apparently, that was a "Bad fanfic in sheeps clothing".
Auston: And there are a lot of 'em out there!
H Hog: Quite. Ohwell, another thing we do he...
(Alarm sounds)
H Hog: Oh damn. Quick, Sestren! Hit the De-scrambler! Armage, on screen!
Sestren: Awrighty!
Armage: Done!
Robotnik: (On screen)Nyahaha! Why H Hog, you weren't thinking of jamming my broadcast, were you?
H Hog: Of course not, you know darn well that if we would, you'll have our position instantly,and force us to surrender.
Robotnik: Well, wether you'll surrender or not, me and my Swatbots will probably find you soon enough.
Tonic:( sounding woozy) Thoze rustbucketz can'tz evven vind the bronxz zzide ov a b...BARF!!!
H Hog: Oh man... Ses, could you please get him to sickbay?
The fic got him pretty bad...Unit 15, clean up this mess...
(Robots come out and clean up the chunks)
Sestren: Okay. Come on, guy. Let's get you some Maalox, 'kay?
Tonic: Y*burp*eah...
(Sestren and Tonic walk off)
H Hog: Well, i hope you're happy, Eggmeister. Now we got a sick one over here.
Robotnik: Don't blame this one on me! I didn't send that one!
(mumbles) Although i wish i had....
H Hog: Well, then i hope you're unhappy.
Robotnik: On the contrary, i got a delicious fanfic here for you to enjoy!
H Hog: Oh yeah? Who made it?
Robotnik: SONIC FAN did it.
All MST'rs left: NOOOOOO!!!! Please don't!!!
Robotnik: Then surrender!
Armage: Never!!! We'd rather see the fanfic!
Robotnik: Very well. Then here it is!
(FANFIC SIGN)
H Hog: We got FANFIC SIGN!
(7...6...5...4...3...2...1)
(MST'rs enter)
(Sestren and Tonic come in)
H Hog: Feeling better, Tonic?
Tonic: Yup. Lemme at the fanfic!
H Hog: (exasperated) Okay...
(MST'rs sit down)
>Subject: FANFIC: Uncle Bob Returns!
>From: ***********@yahoo.com (SONIC FAN) (Even though we hate the guy,there's still a li'l thing called privacy...)
>Newsgroups: alt.fan.**************
Tonic: Aww no, not another SONIC FAN fanfic, please?
Well, here goes "Sonic fights Robotnik part 2.863.854.743...
>AUTHORS NOTICE
>Hey i thought that i would stop writing sonic fights robotnik and instead
>just write stories because it would be dumb to have like sonic fights
>robonik 52 ad nauseam and stuff.
Tonic and Sestren:( simultaneously) Thank god.
Armage: Now if he'd stop writing ANYTHING, this world would be a much better place.
Auston: Idealist.
>Here is how uncle bob came back to knothole this story was wreitten very fast so tis not as
>good as the others probobobly.
Tonic: This sentence is under heavy construction.
Please use the detour.
>COPYRIGHT NOTCIE
>Hey dude, sonic is copyrights of those dudes at archine. Blah bklah, other satuff is
>copyright of their owners. Got it? Ok, now get this, i do
Auston:Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime.
H Hog: Figures...I always knew SONIC FAN was a sic lil' S.O.B...
>not mean to claim ownership of anything in this story. so ya ya ya now lets read the story
>END COPYRIGHT NOTICE
>BEGIN STORY IN
>6...5...4...3...2....1
Armage: We have lift off!
>Uncle Bob Returns!
>By: SONIC FAN
>A cool short-story
>Hello its knothole
Auston: Hey, howya doin'?
>and today is tuesday lets see what the freedom fighters are doing, hmmmmmm?
Sestren: Let's not, hmmmmmm?
Armage: Hey, he SAID it's a short story, but not THAT short...
>SONIC HUT
H Hog:Sonic Hut is a place where i sit
Auston:There isn't a spelling error quite like it.
>"YYAYYAHAHAHYAYAYY!!!!" went sonic as he played guitar
and jammed and jumped around spinning off wallls and running on the roof.
>Tails walks in :"yo sonic dude"
Tonic: (Texan accent) This here's a "Dude ranch".
Ev'yone's called "Dude" here.
>SONIC says "AHEY! WHat up low-bro?"
Armage: How low can you bro?
>Tails said"oh nothing ehwat u doing?"
>"JAMMIN!" said Sonic
Sestren: Suddenly,I feel the urges to play Toejam & Earl...
>"oh COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" said Tails
H Hog: So cool, everyone dies of Frostbite. End of story.
Auston: If only...
>TAils plays the drunms its a rocking good!
>JUST THEN ROTOR JUMPIN JACK FLASH THRU THE HUT!
Tonic: With courtesy of Whoopi Goldberg.
>"Woh woh" say sonic "yo rote"
>Rotoro stops.
Armage: Rotoro... Isn't that a place in New Zealand?
Sestren: No, that's RotorUA. I think Rotoro is spanish for Bull-roadkill.
> runs back "HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY SONIC!!" he yells in sonics ear
Auston: (Sonic) Dee-D...i mean Rotor! Get out of my labor...er..my hut!
>"yo hi" said sonic
>"Whatever happened to uncle bob?" said Rotor
>"He left" said Tails "In sonic fights robotnik 3"
>"I hate ken penders" said sonioc
H Hog: Sonioc is our new sponsor. <plug> BUY SONIOC BATTERIES! </plug>
Tonic: & another member of the "I hate Ken Penders" club.
>The camerman says "hurry up and finish this scene"
>"YO-K man!" sayed sonic
Auston: What's a K-man?
Armage: Someone who works at K-mart...duh!
>"lets find uncle bobo" says TaILS!
>"uncle boob?" says sonic
>"bobo?" rotor said "WHAAAAAAAAAAT?????"
>"typo" says Tails
H Hog:"Stupid" says me.
>"OH!" say sonic and rotor
>all 3 jump though a walll
Auston: ...was in the way.
Sestren: So the forth wall crashed, to reveal...
>OUTSIDE
Sestren: Of course, wat'cha expect, a cow?
>-__-__--_--_--_-_--_----__-__--_
H Hog:Morse code for "Please stay!!!"
>: )
H Hog: There is NO reason to smile!
>AHHHHH!!! goes sonic they run into sally
>"AK!" sas SallY!
>"Ooop!" says rotor
>"Yyayayyayaya" say tails "We go find uncle bob!"
Armage:( Tails) *Tarzan yell* AYAAAYAYAYAAAA!!! Me Tailzan. Me go find Uncle Bob.
>"No yo bro" says Sallly "Youre not going, uncle bobs not going here"
>"waaah" says tails
>"no and the answere is no!" says sally
>"waaaah sniff waaah" says tails
>"Well a'ight" says Sally "Just be coreful!"
Sestren:( Tails)Coreful? That's easy, I like Hardcore!!!!
>"YO WE WILL SALLL" yells sonic
>sonic yells into a megaphone "I LOVE U SAL LETS HAVE CYBERSEX!"
>"i hope i was being discreet" said sonic
>(JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Tonic:"I hope i faked my laughs convincing enough" said Tonic
(JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(The 5 leave)
(1...2...3...4...5...6...7)
H Hog:And now for a small musical interlude.
MST'rs grab instruments; H Hog a guitar,and a mike. Tonic a Saxophone,
Sestren sits himself behind a Keyboard, Auston gets the Bass,
and Armage grabs the drumsticks, and riffs the drums a little.
Awright! Everyone, Knux's theme of Sonic Adventure!
(Everyone starts Playing)
(If you have a MIDI of Knux's theme, play it now, for effect.)
(H Hog)Here we come, dissin' all the rest of them
the worst of them, writing bad fanfics
You can call us picky, but when fanfics are icky,
we're just gonna be sicky.
We never fail, although it's hard to tell.
we read 'em and dump 'em if they're really stale.
Unlike the most we know if fanfics really are toast
or we dump 'em in the trash as if they are lost!
(Auston,Sestren,Armage & Tonic)
Stuck on a starship in the heavens
Robotnik's trying to make us surrender
we have a strange but useful mission
Our partnership is really neccesary, yeah
(H Hog)
We'll try to give the best fanfics to you
Must cleanse the net of stuff that just won't do
(Other MST'rs)
Lots of fics around the world are mostly filled with badness
Dripping with insanity and stuffed with sadness
We won't stop until the world of fandom will be restored
This is our motto, we will fight to keep it alive...
(End music)
(The 5 walk back into the Theater)
>"sal is cybersexy" says Rotor "oops i said that didnrt I?"
Auston: No, you didn't. OF COURSE YOU DID!!! WADDAYA, DUMB??
H Hog: Well, being a technician doesn't make you a smart guy...
>"YES!" says sal "Go away before i have to kill you all"
>"otay" says Tails
>"YAAAHHHH BUH-WEET!" says SOnic
Sestren: Sonic's imitating a 5-foot Flickie.
>ZOOM ZOOM BAM BOOM! ran sonic
H Hog: Wow, he runs with banging sounds!
>_-__-_-_----_---__----____----_
H Hog: Morse for: "I know you're out there, i can hear you snoring!"
>A MILLION MILES AWAY
Tonic:Whoops, too far!
>5 minutes later
Tonic:...and a couple of thousand miles back...
>"Sonic stops" said sonic, stopping.
>"sonic stopped" says tails
>"stopped sonic" said rotor
>"hmm funy how a typo turns into humerous dialoge" saiys sonic
>i am typing fast" said SONIC FAN
Armage: No, don't tell me he's IN this fanfic as well!!
>just then bots attak. lots of bots!'
>"ahhhh" sayd tails "focky!"
>"No fock!" say sonic
>"oh shet" says rotor
>"ROOTOR!" say sonc in tails
>A fight ensuses.
Sestren:( Rotor)Aww, it's just Focky and Shet. They're Robotnik's new Henchmen.
>sonic spins bots THEY DIE!
>rotor kicks bots THEY DIE!
Auston: Somebody should tell SONIC FAN that Swatbots don't live,
and therefore can't die either.
>"Wie spak spak!" tails says, fighting bots as they die
>END RESULT
>Bot casulaties: 10000 sonic casulies: 0
H Hog: Now we know he's a DOOM fan.
>"cool" say sonic
>"FOCKIN' A!" says Tails
Tonic:Fockin' A? What's "A" mean?!?
>they walk into secret baste
Sestren: Secret... Baste??
Armage:( Robotnik) Nobody can know MY way to cook a turkey!
>-_-__---_------__-----_-__-___-
Tonic:Morse for "Aww, i promise the next paragraph will be good!"
>SECRET BASE
>"Hello anyody home?" sayd SOnic
Auston: Where, in yer HEAD? NO!!!
>"i am scared" said tails
>"BOOOOOOO WOOOOBOOOGIIIIEEE!!!" says rotor,m scaring tals
>"AHAHHAHAHHAHHHHH!!!" said tals "ROTOR SCARED ME!"
>"shaddap" says Sonic
Tonic:( Rotor) Aww, i just wanted to Boogie with Tails.
>They go thru the dark secret base, it is scary and dark.
>shadow bot attacks! sonic fights it and wins!
H Hog: Sonic received 154 Exp. points! Sonic gained a level!
New HP maximum! New TP maximum! Learned a new technique "EAT MY DUST"!!!
Sestren: NOW we know he's an RPG fan.
(MST'rs nod)
H Hog: Who, me or SONIC FAN?
Sestren: Both.
Auston:Umm...H Hog, have you ever heard of "Phantasy Star"? (H Hog's note:In my opinion the best Genesis RPG ever made)
H Hog:( happy, slightly crazed look on face) Yeah, why?
(Other MST'rs slap foreheads in unison)
>They move on
>CREAK CREAK CREK
Armage: Those are the crickets chirping,
'cause SONIC FAN has no more audience left.
>"Whats tha?" says SOnic
>"I hear steps" says Rotor
Auston:( Sonic) NO!!! I hate their music!!!
>"hold on" says the camerman "i will turn on infared"
Tonic: Convenient, isn't it?
>click
>buzzz
>"hey look its uncle bob!" says Tails
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>"Good Mornin' to ye!" says Bob
Tonic: Yeah, it WAS a good morning... until i saw YOU!!!
>"YO BOB!: say sonic
>"Och, ye larden! wasup with ye?" says ob
Armage:He meant to write: "Say, S.O.B..."
>"want to live at knothole?" says tails
>"ok, my trailer blew up" said bob
H Hog:( Bob)A-Yup, i'se had too much gosh darn Chili dowgs, an' bean dip.
Wun fart 'n wun match, an' the entire trailer park blew up!
Auston: Now that's just sick.
>"how did you know his trailer blew up?" says Sonic
>"i phoned him a few days ao" said tails
>JUST THEN ROBOTNIK STEPS ONTO THE SCNEE!'
Sestren: The Scnee probably didn't like that....
>"Ha ha" says robotnik
>"Lard o' chubbin'!" say bob
>Heli-bots shoot thru the ceiling sonic trys to get awaya but can;t!
Armage: (Sonic)...Just...can't...reach...Awaya! Must...save...her!
>roobntik captures the ff's
Tonic: Okay, -rom now on, SONIC -AN is called SONIC AN. so -orget the -'s.
>They are shoved into a hoverunit that transports them
to robotniks TV station in the dessert!
H Hog: MMMmm...Dessert...
Tonic: Waitasec... Did he say TV station?
H Hog: Yah, why?
Tonic: SONIC -AN often uses "the Robotnik Show", and i guess it's that time again.
>D ESRT
>Bwa bwa bwa...BWA .... hshstshshshthtssth
>ON TV...
>this is script -ormat!
>(music plays)
>ANNOUNCER: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO IT's THE ROBOTNIK SHOW!
>(more music)
>ANOUNCER: WITH DR. ROBOTNIK!
All: BOO!!!!!
>(wonky tunes)
>ANOUNCER: WITH GUESTS SALMA HYEK and KEN PENDERS! MUSICAL GUEST KNUCKLES AND HIS REGGAE BAND!
Auston: Oh great, Knux is back with Robotnik again.
Sestren: The dirty traitor...
>(music)
>ANNOUNCER: AND SNIVLEY AND THE SWAT BOT ORCHASTRA
>ANNOUNCER: NOW HERE"s THE SULTAN O- SALTY SNAK -OODS...DOCOTR ROBOTNIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>(robotnik bounds in)
>ROBOTNIK: hi!
>ROBOTOCIZED EWROKERS IN AUDIESNCE:
YAAAHHHHHH CLAP CLAP!!!!Y
>YAHAAYHAYHAHYh!!
>wooOOoOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Armage:D rugs are bayd, mmmmkay?.
>Robotnik: Now here'z snivley and swat bots!
>(snivley, wearing sunglasses, plays the sax, the swat bots play other instruments.
they play the pee-wee herman song)
(All SCREAM)
All MST'rs:YAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!!!!
>Robotnik: (sitiing in desk) doo doooDOOO! doo doo doo doo doo doo DOO
>D OO!
Tonic:Yup, this show is "big DooDoo".
-irst thing we do tonight is
H Hog:( Pinky)Try and take over the world, Brain?
unthaw Dr. Quack
Auston: UNthaw? why don't ya just say Re-reeze?
Sestren:O kay, Let's bring back the F's again, please?
>(grounder and scratch brings out frozen dr quack
>Grounder: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
>SCRATCH: HHEHEHEHHEhehHEHHEHHEH!!!!!
H Hog:Beavis and Butthead were here,
and they've taken over Scratch and Grounder.
>(they put dr. quack in big microwave)
>ROBOTNIK: PLay that funky microwave music sniv man!
>(band plays microwave sonG)
>D ING
Armage: That should say "S PLAT",
and Dr. Quack is a goner,because you can't put living things in the microwave.
Auston:Now that's REALLY sick.
(Tonic starts to turn even greener than he already is)
>(dr quack is unthwaed he steps out)
>QUACK: hey hey yo, what?
>RObotniK: you not dead!
>QUAK: Quak quak cool!
>(but dr quack is somehow different)
>(man walks on stage)
>KEN: hell i'm ken penders
Tonic:( Ken) Hell? It's me, Ken Penders.
>ROBOTNIK: fock off
>KEN: ok
>(robotnik kicks ken off stage into the audience)
>AUDIENCE: HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!
H Hog: He won't have much guests let if he keeps doing that...
>ROBONTIK: Now lets brign out the HEDGEHOG AND FRIENDS!
(robotnik throws cuecard out the fake window)
>*KRASH*
Armage: NOW you know he's a "Letterman" fan...
>SOnic and friens are hustlesd on stage by sWAT bots
>ROOBOTNIK: HAHHAhahahha Whoi shall we roobotocize first
>BOB: FOCK YE ROBOTNIK! Y'ER A BIG EEJIT!
All: DO BOB FIRST!
>RoBOTNIK: hmm perhaps the scotsman
>SNIVLEY: ya i need bagpipes
>ROBOTNIK: ok get in the robocizer
>(obob gets in)
H Hog: Willingly? that's new!
Auston: (Robotnik) Obob, git outta there, and make room for Bob!
>JUST THEN SONIC IS SPINNIN AROUND HES KILLIN BOTS LIKE THERES NO TOMMOROW!!!
Tonic:There won't BE a tomorrow for SONIC FAN
if he keeps using that capslock key!
>SOnic slam dunks a bot head in the garbage can
>SONIC: 50000000000000000000 points!
Sestren:( Sonic)Sonic Spinball, anyone?
>SONIC FREES TAILS
>TAILS NINJA FIGHTS!
>TAILS KIKCS DOWN THE ROBOTOCIZER UNCLE BOB IS FREE!
>KABOOOKMMKRAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAK POW! goes bobs shotgun!
>BOB: I focking make short work of ye bots!
H Hog: You'd think Robotnik would armor his bot's so they can AT LEAST handle bullets,
but noooo...
>ROBOTNIK: ha ha i locked the doors you can't get out of here
>QUACK: No, I ujuts UNLOCKED THE DOOR HA!
Tonic: I repeat: Convenient, isn't it?
>ROBOTNIK: No! you betreyt me!
>QUACK: May i join u sonic
Auston: (Sonic) Well.... i guess you might say...NO!!!!
>SONIC: ya dude
>THEY FUGHTS KILLIN A MILLION BOTS THE WHOLE PLACE IS EXPLODING
THE GOOD GUYS RUN DOWN THE BASMENT
ROBOTOCIZED WORKER BOTS ARE FLYIN THU THE AIR
Tonic:GODDAMN CAPS LOCK KEY!!!
>LOOK OUT TAILS!!! Tials gets in just in time they slam the door on a
>flying bot! fwonk!
>TAILS: SOmebody down here
>BOB: yeh, aye am
>TAILS: no that guy
>(they see Rabbit Rabbot)
Sestren: Sounds like a frog.
H Hog: That guy is a bad pun waiting to happen.
>RABBIT: Good afternoon to ye
Auston: Geez, is SONIC FAN medieval or sumthin' ? Ye this, ye that...
>SONIC: ITS bUNNIES LONG LOST DAD
Tonic: Kill the capslock, Kill the capslock...
>RABBIT: I WAS IN JAIL, here, mmm-hmm
>SONIC: we saved you lets juicin jam!
Armage: Mmmm....Juicy jam...
Auston: *looks puzzled*
Armage: Especially nice with Peanut butter!!
>SONIC Pulls out a powr ring
>RABBIT: Some folks call it a power ring, i call it a potater, mmm-hmm
H Hog: Somehow, That seems hard to swallow...
>They rush teh door! bot killing ACTION! zoom fwahs kqaboom!
>Uncle Bob riverdances on stage with some bots
Sestren: Riverdance...Was that "Klippity-Klippity-Klip-Klop",
or "Stippity-Stippity-Stomp-Stomp"?
Tonic: I think it's "Tippity-Tippity-Tap-Tap".
>ROBOTNIK: NO NO NO!!!!
Tonic: Then what is it?
>They run out of the building and divei nto the sand
>JUST THEN THE BUILDING EXPLODES
>FWAP BAP BOO-BAP SHADDA LADDIA SHIBBI BIBBI HOOOOOOOOO-AAAAHHHHH!
>RABBIT: hot dam
Armage: Git down to the beat of MST3K!
>they run back to knothole
>ROBOTNIK: No nO NOOOOooO! They beat me again! WAAAAHHH!! THIS SUCKS!
Auston: Huh-Huh, Huh. This sucks.
Sestren: Enough Butt-head.
Auston:( fuming) What'd you call me?!?!?
Sestren: No, i meant... AARGH!!
*Auston punches Sestren to the ground, K.O'ed him.*
Armage: Oh, great, now HE doesn't have to suffer as much as WE have to.
>(knuckles shows up)
>KNUCKLES: Hey mon, is it time for our act
>ROBOTNIK: all the cameras are dead, except for that one
>"Hey" says our cameraman
>Knucles and the chaotix band set up
>(band plays music)
>KNUCKLES: oooh yeah, we're jammin'
>robotnik dances
BACK AT KNOTHOLE
>_-_-__--__-___-_-__-__-----__-_--___--
H Hog: Morse for "Come on, i tried..."
>SONIC RUNS RIGHT INTO DULCY
>D ulcy " budda don't wann do HOMEWORK??!?!?!"
H Hog:( Sonic:) Waah! "Homework" with YOU?!?
Tonic: Who said Dulcy meant THAT?
H Hog: Hey, this is a SONIC FAN fanfic, isn't it?
Tonic: Good point...
>the others run into antoinne
>"le oof" says antoinee
>SAlly shows up
>"AAHHHH WHATS DR QUACK DOING HERE???" SCEMred sallly
>"Hes a good guy now" said Sonic
>"Quack yes" said Dr. Quack
>"Ok Dr Quack and Uncle Bob you have to pass the interview
before you can become freedom fighters.
I wil ask you the secret questions.
Anything that happens inside that hut does not leave the confines
of that hut, ok?"
Armage: Uhh...No?
>"Aye" said bob
>"QUAK-OK!" said Dr. Quack
>They go to sallys hut
>"DADY!" says Bunnie
>"Hello ye daughter of mine" sais Rabbit Rabbot
>(emotional scene)
>The camraman gets bored and falls asleep
>"HEY WAKE UP!" says sonic
>"WHa" says cameramna" oh"
>bow-bow-chick-womp-bow-wukka-chiak-chjika
H Hog:Great, first we had "Stippity-Stippity-Stomp-Stomp"...
Tonic: You mean "Tippity-Tippity-Tap-Tap".
H Hog: Yeah, Whatever.
Then it was "FWAP BAP BOO-BAP SHADDA LADDIA SHIBBI BIBBI
HOOOOOOOOO-AAAAHHHHH hot damn",
and now the bow-bow-chick-womp-bow-wukka-chiak-chjika???
Damn, SONIC FAN sure has rythm!!
Sestren:( Wakes up from K.O.)...He must play "Samba de Amigo" a lot.
H Hog:Ah, good, you're back.
>TAils" I am getting funk to this disco beat
>Sally walks out of the hut followed by unc. bob. and quak.
Armage: (rhyming) unc.bob.and.quak. is the IP address of SONIC FAN.
Block it everywhere while you still can.
>Sally:" ahhh... they are freedom fighters now!!!!!!!!"
>"yaaaaay!!!!!!" say knotholes inhabitents!
>PARTY TIME
>"TIme to test my new invention": says rotor
>ROTOr test the catapult SONIC TAILS ROTOR UNCLE BOB AND DR QUACK ARE
>THROW A BILLION FEET INT THE AIR
Tonic: FREAKIN' CAPS LOCK KEY!!!!
>-_---__---_---_----
H Hog: Morse code for:...
All:SHUT UP!!!!
H Hog: Hey, howd'ya guess?
>SONICS HUT
>JUST THEN SONIC, TAILS, DR QUACK, ROTOR,,,, AND UNCLES BOB falls THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE HUT!
Tonic:If he does that ONE MORE time, i'm going to SONIC FAN's house,
and PERSONALLY rip off his Caps lock key!!!
H Hog: Do you even DARE going to SONIC FAN's house?
>"WobbbA!" said SOnic
H Hog: Now what kind of an answer is THAT?
Come to think of it,who asked you anyway?
>AND THATS TEH JUICY JAMMIN EWND OF OUR TALE.
YO ARCHIE FEEL FRE TO MAKE THIS INTO A COMIC BOOK,
JUST EMAIL ME AT ***********@yahoo.com
YOU CAN HAVE THE STORY FOR FREE IF U WANT.
Auston: It'll be a cold day in HELL before that ever happens.
>"fini" said Antoine
>"AH zed FININ! YOU LEAVE NOW! LEEEEVEEEVEEEEE!!!
ZEEE HOOGOGGOOGOOOGOIOR
(#UJT)*(#8ijJ*(F#PHJ*pndfnvnopdsnhv98nfewiofmnweofewmvc
89032uf8932umn890unm4c3u2n88&*&#N*@&N*VNM&@*cm8)
(2m$)*(MN*@(&MNC)*(@&*)($CN@*()MNV&M@(*&$*(V&$MN*&V*"
Sestren: How do you pronounce that?
>JUST THEN SEXHOG WALKS IN and says "Hey is that a binary of a sonic sex pic?"
H Hog:( Antoine) No, but try www.*******.com/*******.
(H Hog's note: As if i'm REALLY gonna give that addy! Ask Justin Reese(The so-called "Sonic god") if ya want it, but you'll be sorry, or sick!!)
(The 5 leave)
(1...2...3...4...5...6...7)
H Hog: Well Robotnik, i hope you're happy, this fic crushed my brain pretty bad.
Armage:( sings)"AAAIIIiii.... can see cleeeeearly now, the brain is gone..."
Robotnik:Well, that's the purpose. So, are you ready for more?
All MST'rs: NO!!!!
Robotnik:Well, tough luck, i'm gonna give you more of these,
unless you surrender IMMEDIATELY!!!
Auston: No way, Botmunch!
Sestren: Yeah, if we can handle THIS one, the next ones can't be THAT bad...
Robotnik: Curses! Well, i'm gonna set Snively on over-hours searching for
something so evil...So bad, that your heads will explode just
by reading the title!!!
Armage: Bring it on, Dragonbreath!
Tonic: We can handle ANYTHING!!!
H Hog: Except perhaps a Pokemon Fanfic...
Robotnik: WHAT?!?!? What do you think i am, a MONSTER?
No, Pokemon Fanfics are even too horrible for YOU scum.
Let's keep it at Sonic, or at worst, a Sonic/Mario CROSSOVER.
All:( simultaneously) NOOOOOO!!!!! God, Noooooo!!!!
Robotnik: Well, i'll be off looking for more fanfics to treat you with...
H Hog: We'll be happy not seeing you next time,Your immense density.
(MST'rs laugh)
Robotnik: I'll have the last laugh around here! Just wait!!!
Snively, press the button!
__________________
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| PRESS YOUR |
| OWN |
| DAMN BUTTON!!! |
|__________________|
(Presses button, screen fades to black)
H Hog: Well, that little experience sure did SUCK...
Tonic: Now all we have to do is wait for the next fanfic...
Sestren: Ohwell... I repeat: Sonic Spinball, anyone?
All: Sure!!!
(MST'rs leave)
[Doors]
5. Patio door slides open, closes behind them.
4. Ice block melts instantly, turns into ice again.
3. Sliding bars retract, and extract again.
2. Forcefield lowers, and raises after MST'rs have entered.
1. Iris twirls open,and closes.
(Toxic cave music is heard in the background)
Cast of characters:
H Hog: YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!! Aww heck,i'm Ruben van Ophuizen
Tonic: B.J. Brown
Sestren: (Refuses to tell me his real name, but he's cool anyway.)
Armage(ddoner): (Haven't really asked his real name...)
Auston: Fei Kisaragi
Mystery Sonic Theater 3000 originally created by Shorty, adapted by H Hog.
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>Grounder: Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh |
>SCRATCH: HHEHEHEHHEhehHEHHEHHEH!!!!! |
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H Hog:Beavis and Butthead were here, |
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Copyright 2000 H Hog productions
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You know....
Bad fanfics don't get better if you read them twice.
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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Re: You know....
I noticed. Guess how many times I had to proofread this one... O_O
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flame-broiler of newbies. =P
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Re: You know....
PyroSonic, I wasn't talking about you...
Either way, it doesn't matter anyway, I was mostly just trying to get a point across, not declaring war. ;P
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Re: You know....
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ermm...
(says senseless gibberish) something about your fly....DAMMIT, I don't know the rest. 
Tonic Hedgehog
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Re: ermm...
The EXACT SAME MIST?
It couldn't be helped.... For the first time, someone has stolen something that was created by me, and me alone.... ;_;
Where did you read this, Leo?
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Huh?
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Re: Huh?
Yeh, I know this fic was MiSTed before, but he's saying that he saw THE EXACT SAME THING. (With my name edited out, I guess.)
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I'm... never mind... *explodes*
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H Hog
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Re: Alright, here we go!!!
POST 2299 (heh) AND POST 2300!!!
WHOOO!!!! Another milestone in the name of ME!!!!
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The Devils Kinsman
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can I start the next page?
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YRO
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You wha ha? Where did you come from?
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Tikal !!!
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Tenniru
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CML, are you posting as YRO?
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Yes. Yes he is. And Nik's posting as the Devils Kinsman. (No, i'm serious! I'm gonna change to my Nova account later on if this keeps up... ^_^
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COOL!!!
This seems like the longest topic I have ever seen!! Its awesome
Ok, now for some long, pointless chatter
A poem:
Green Eggs and Ham..afterwards....
I said I hate green eggs and ham.
I said I hate them, damn you Sam!
If you should bring them on my plane,
Don’t plan to see your home again.
If you approach me on a boat,
I’ll shove that ham right down your throat!
Get it through your skull so thick--
Green eggs and ham, they make me sick!
The ham looks like green doggy duke;
Those slimey eggs just make me puke.
If I ate them, I would vomit
Projectiles just like Halley’s comet!
Now remove them from my face
Before I have to trash this place.
Should you serve them with a fox
Or inside a cardboard box,
I’d burn the box, all flaming red
And eat the roasted fox instead.
I know I’ve said this once before
I’m sure you think I’m quite the bore.
But I can’t stand green eggs and ham.
I mean I hate them, damn you Sam!
What is it with you, Sam I croaked
(I’m all worked up, my voice is choked.)
You think I want this crap, I coughed
Do you have ties to Microsoft?
Have you bundled IE in your ham?
So Reno will ignore it Sam?
Well I won’t eat it anyway,
Not for a million bucks a day!
Now leave at once, you are dismissed.
Damn you Sam, I’m getting pissed!
I told you how I hate that crap.
Don’t make me give your face a slap.
Shut up Sam, don’t make me smack you.
The great Cornholio will attack you.
Green eggs and ham by any rights
We have to say, Huh-huh, this bites!
*Claps*
A Sonic poem I just made up:
"SONIC! WAIT FOR ME!!" screams Tails
"I can't catch up to you," he wails
Sonic pauses and stares at him run
Getting impatient, he stares at the sun
Its very hot. Sonic wipes his head
"Lets not race. Go home instead"
Tails, annoyed, screams loudly
"WHY??!!" he then stares, soundly
Sonic then looks up at the sky
"Ojistan is flying by"
Tails looks up. Ojistan is near
"CRAP!!" He screams. "Lets get out of here!"
YAY!!!
An *NSYNC song parody of the crappy song "Bye Bye Bye":
OOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOO
Gay gay
Guys guys guys
I'm telling her tonight oh
prob'ly gonna start a fight
I know this can't be right
hey Joey come on
I loved girls endlessly
then I found they were not for me so
now it's time to leave all of them behind
Chorus:
I know that I can't take no more, it ain't no lie
I wanna see girls out that door baby
GUYS GUYS GUYS
don't wanna be a fool for chicks
just not a player of their dirty tricks
Cuz u may hate me but it ain't no lie
N*Sync likes guys
Don't really wanna make ya talk, just wanna tell ya that they've had enough
Might sound crazy but it ain't no lie, Nsync likes guys
Just hit girls with the truth but
boys are more than welcome to oh
join me for a dinner
Justin come on
I was there for you and me but
now it's time for girls to see that
life would be much better
once they're gone
>>Chorus<<
Bridge: Don't wanna be with girls no more, cuz we'll always be the losers and we've had enough....
I don't wanna be a fool
for the girls at school
So we're leaving chicks behind
I don't wanna make ya talk but we've had enough
GUYS GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS BABY
>>Chorus<<
END!! YAY!!
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.WET FISHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like pie~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pie is good~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you're sitting in a jar
and your toilet papers gone
Be a maaaannn
Use your haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
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TA DAH!!!
That ends the most POINTLESS post in the world
*gets attacked*
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YRO
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hey I can't log inta my account...
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H Hog
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TaeshiLH, it's Ojisan, not Ojistan. (Eminem parody! LOL! OjiSTAN!)
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PyroSonic
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LOL
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NeoSonic
The ONE and ONLY
Constable Remington Ripoff
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Allow me to answer one of the many questions asked...
2 + 2 is 17 trillion, thank you. And to those who think it's 4...
Go eat a cheesecube!
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Matt the Yak
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Suspected Fish
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Lil!
Heya! How long you been moogling?
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Kulock
Which Groove Do You Like?
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NO ONE Moogles like the original! ^_^
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*A Seiken Densetsu 1 (Final Fantasy Adventure) Moogle comes up and kicks Kulock in the arse*
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H Hog
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Re: Alright, here we go!!!
Hee hee hee hee......
Damn, Kulock, don't let anyone ever tell you you're humorless... ^_^
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DiddilyPuff
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*eats a cheesecube*
No, it didn't work; I still think it's 4.
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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Roareye 
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Lets go into song....WASSSSUUUUUPPPP!
I once thought 2+2=4,
then my friend shoowed me more,
i ate a cheesecube well unbaked,
and puked up al over his snake.
He told me i may have diorrea,
so i kicked him in the ear,
this really pissed him off it did,
and now he calls me ugly Sid!
Yes!
Keep scrollin' 4 more...
Yes!
Keep scrollin' 4 more...
U still here?
Go eat a cheesecube...
BWAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The real peelable cheese!
Cheesestring!
Roareye and his invisible friend Samuel the Camel, signing out...
 
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DiddilyPuff
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Re: Lets go into song....WASSSSUUUUUPPPP!
*gorges on cheese in various forms*
nope..... 2+2=4. I must need an upgrade or something.
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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this thing is still going!? my god! you guys are nuts!
~Rayne Shikama~
"I dont suffer from insanity...
I enjoy every minute of it!"
check out one of the great fanfics ive done, and please, be gentle ^.^*
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Nono, not nuts.
Just really really bored.
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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The possible future on what'll be in one year...
- SEGA will have gone to pot.
- Kulock STILL wouldn't have his Relaunch ready
- And this topic will have over 5000 posts.
And if I'm wrong on all 3 counts, go bite me.
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Jet Loco Radio
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Alright.
*bites a chicken*
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Ooh, sharp one, JLR. ^_^ Not particularly NICE, but sharp.... ^_^
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Wha?
Are you referring to the bites a chicken comment?
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2323 ^_^
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Hm.
I didn't actually say that eating a cheesecube would give you the answer 17 trillion, now did I? o.o Oh well, enjoy your good cheesiness and junk.
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You mean...
...that I've been eating cheesecubes for no reason? Hey, SimpSonic, want some cheesecubes? Neh, I'm sure he won't see that. ^_^ Altho', he did show me how to have my own scrolly! Yay!
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*Bites a computer with Windows ME on it*
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HEY!
Quit biting my computer! Er... my parents' computer!
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Yea, it's not nice to call Tonic a chicken... He might get annoyed...
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Or not.
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Well, let's find out!
Tonic, I declare that you are, and forevermore shall be, a chicken.
And now we await the response!
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LUSCIOUS APPARATUS (Wilder / Estep)
Carla was on her break from the
graveyard shift at the mayonnaise factory
She sat at a teetering picnic table
There was a toxic orange moon
and it was slightly cold
Carla took out her knife and began etching
random words into the table’s surface
Then she thought of her co-worker Jack
Carla liked to think of Jack
as a luscious apparatus
He was meaty but graceful
His flesh seemed folded onto his body
like a suit made of meat
Carla started to think of Jack as a
luscious apparatus in a meat suit
Thinking this gave Carla a dreamy smile
Her mouth was small to begin with
but dreaming made it even smaller
That’s just how some people are,
their mouths get smaller with dreamsLUSCIOUS APPARATUS
(Wilder / Estep)Carla’s small mouth was dreaming
As her knife began carving a poem into the table
I like hot voids, smooth pants, lazy beds in the rain
I like tongue petals, lather, a blistering sun
But what I like best is the worship
of a luscious apparatus
When Carla was done carving
she went back to her work station
And scooped shiny white goop into jars
That’s just how some people are,
their mouths get smaller with dreaming
The next day Jack took his own 1a.m. lunch break
at the same picnic table
He noticed the poem carved into the wood
Although he didn’t know who had written it,
he co-incidentally thought
‘Luscious apparatus’ aptly described him
So he took out his own knife and wrote
luscious apparatus was here
After a few days both Jack and Carla
happened to sit at the picnic table
at the same time
They both started to look
at the things carved in the table
Then they looked at each other
They knew who each other was
Carla’s mouth got small and dreamy,
Jack’s eyes got round and hot
When they got done
with the graveyard shift
They went back to Jack’s apartment
and had wafflz
Wordless wafflz, slow wafflz,
fast wafflz, talking wafflz
Wafflz like animals have,
wafflz like boys have, wafflz like girls have
Wafflz upside down, wafflz inside out
Wafflz with grins, wafflz with tears
Wafflz, wafflz, wafflzThen she noticed the knife by the side of Jack’s bed
Jack picked the knife up And Carla knew at once
that Jack’s wounds were from carving himself
Jack was trying to carve poems into himself
And now he wanted to carve some in her
This was where she drew the line
She’d have any kind of wafflz but not with a knife
When Carla refused to let Jack carve her up,
Jack felt cheated and misled
He felt that by carving a poem in the table
Carla had been begging to be carved upon
Carla didn’t see it that way at all
She got up and started putting on her clothes
Jack went nuts, he was coming at her with a knife
Carla was scared, Carla was shaking and sweating
Then, because she was small and could move fast
She ducked and Jack tripped and fell
And impaled himself in the arm with his own knife
He howled and howled and Carla got the hell out of there fast
Carla didn’t think of Jack as a luscious apparatus after that
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Re: LUSCIOUS APPARATUS (Wilder / Estep)
i'm me
me be
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i can
sing and
hear me
know me
if you want to destroy my sweater
hold this thread as i walk away
on no
it go
it gone
bye bye bye
who i
i think
i sink
and i die
chorus:
if you want to destroy my sweater
pull this thread as i walk away
watch me unravel, i'll soon be naked
lying on the floor, i've come undone
(chorus)
(this next part has the chorus sung over it
i don't want to destroy your tank top
let's be friends and just walk away
hate to see you lyin' there in you superman skivies
lyin' on the floor (lyin' on the floor), i've come undone
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Sorry... ^_^;
I was going to reply, but then it hit me... ^_^; I am sorry, I hope Nik doesn't mind much since he was just quoting song lyrics... it wasn't actual censorship, just being silly, I won't do it again. ;>
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Re: Sorry... ^_^;
ACK!! WAFFLZ!!!!
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Tonic Hedgehog
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I can't become a chicken...
BUT I can turn this room of people into females! ^___^
Kidding aside....crud. I got to go. BYE! (Runs)
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that doesnt bother me, anyone can tell what WAFFLZ really means
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Re: I can't become a chicken...
So what would happen to me? Would I turn into a guy?
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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Roareye
The God That Time Forgot!!!
(2/13/01 11:35:00 am)
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But i'm not in the room,
i'm just posting. (Stands smug untill he sees that he is in a room woth them)BOLLACKS!
Remember me...?
I'm Back!
Stan
The Real Slim Shady.
These songs plus extras are wicked!
Damn americans always get games before us...
My name is...huh?
Myname is...what?
My name is...Roareye!
WHAHAHAY!
(Runs off)
Everyone wonders why Roareye decided to waste time on this post.
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/13/01 1:05:35 pm)
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Re: But i'm not in the room,
Posting is fun!
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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Tenniru
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(2/13/01 3:45:32 pm)
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Re: But i'm not in the room,
Yah.
"You may know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, because I know everything you're going to do! Strange, is'nt it!?"~ Sonic the Hedgehog |
H Hog
God of forgotten Sega consoles
(2/13/01 5:20:11 pm)
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Re: But i'm not in the room,
Sure is. ^_^
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Sz 3
Boredom Extraordinaire and
flame-broiler of newbies. =P
(2/13/01 5:27:42 pm)
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Re: But i'm not in the room,
*wonders if we should start another Spamathon* ;P
*continues to wonder*
*mind starts to wander*
*starts to think about cheese*
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PyroSonic
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(2/13/01 6:30:31 pm)
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cheesy joke
That sounds like a gouda idea.
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/13/01 11:29:30 pm)
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Re: cheesy joke
Mmmmm...cheese.
*tries to buy some cheese, but winds up at the cheese shop where there is no cheese.*
Oh well. I have cookies!
*mumch munch*
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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Knuxedo Mask
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(2/13/01 11:35:13 pm)
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Mmm...
...I have people....
*munch munch*
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Tikal !!!
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Nik Jam The Man
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(2/13/01 11:36:53 pm)
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Re: Mmm...
We have wierdos
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Knuxedo Mask
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(2/13/01 11:47:02 pm)
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Mmm...
*eats Nik's dead body*
*burp* Ó.Ò È»È Excuse me...
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Tikal !!!
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Nik Jam The Man
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Judas (Gore)
*Nik sings* Is simplicity best
Or simply the easiest
The narrowest path
Is always the holiest
So walk on barefoot for me
Suffer some misery
If you want my love
If you want my love
Man will survive
The harshest conditions
And stay alive
Through difficult decisions
So make up your mind for me
Walk the line for me
If you want my love
If you want my love
Idle talk
And hollow promises
Cheating Judases
Doubting Thomases
Don't just stand there and shout it
Do something about it
You can fulfil
Your wildest ambitions
And I'm sure you will
Lose your inhibitions
So open yourself for me
Risk your health for me
If you want my love
If you want my love
If you want my love
If you want my love
If you want my love
If you want my love
If you want my love
If you want my love
*audience back up sings* If you want my love
If you want my love
*audience sings alone* If you want my love
If you want my love
If you want my love
If you want my love
If you want my love
*90 second interlude*
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/13/01 11:51:37 pm)
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*blinks*
*munch munch*
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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Knuxedo Mask
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(2/13/01 11:52:09 pm)
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*goes through and censors ala Kulock*
If you want my wafflz etc etc...
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Tikal !!!
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/13/01 11:52:51 pm)
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Re: *goes through and censors ala Kulock*
>.<
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Nik Jam The Man
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(2/13/01 11:55:40 pm)
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Re: *goes through and censors ala Kulock*
Oh whoops, YOU CANT HAVE MY WAFFLZ!
LEGGO MY EGGO!
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Knuxedo Mask
The Kamen-er
(2/13/01 11:59:33 pm)
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Gah! Hungry!
*eats one of Diddlypuff's eyes*
*burp* Oops! Sorry 'bout that! ^.^;;
Diddly: >.
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/14/01 9:50:36 am)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
geez.... I happened to like my eye!
If you're hungry, have a cookie!
*offers cookie*
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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H Hog
God of forgotten Sega consoles
(2/14/01 9:53:34 am)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
Gawd, he just ate your eye and you still offer him a cookie? O_O
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/14/01 9:59:47 am)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
Well, I'm a nice person.
I sense that you would also like a cookie.
*offers cookie*
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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H Hog
God of forgotten Sega consoles
(2/14/01 10:08:45 am)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
**munch**
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H Hog
God of forgotten Sega consoles
(2/14/01 10:09:21 am)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
**munch**
frrankscsh! (Tries to say thanks with a full mouth)
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/14/01 10:25:26 am)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
You're very welcome.
Anything to keep this thing alive!
Want some milk to go with that?
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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H Hog
God of forgotten Sega consoles
(2/14/01 10:30:04 am)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
No thanks, I'm Lactose intolerant. Got any 7-Up?
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/14/01 10:35:59 am)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
*rummages around in the back room*
Yup! here ya go!
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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H Hog
God of forgotten Sega consoles
(2/14/01 10:40:30 am)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/14/01 10:42:21 am)
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I knew you were going to do that!
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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H Hog
God of forgotten Sega consoles
(2/14/01 10:58:26 am)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
Call me predictable... ^_^
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/14/01 11:08:55 am)
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Ok......
You're predictable!
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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Tenniru
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(2/14/01 3:00:24 pm)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
Hahaha. Silly penguin.
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/14/01 3:01:26 pm)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
Thank you.
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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H Hog
God of forgotten Sega consoles
(2/14/01 3:29:20 pm)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
ò_O -_- ^_^ **gulps down more 7-Up**
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/14/01 3:35:58 pm)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
Need more?
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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H Hog
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(2/14/01 4:29:50 pm)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
Meh, still got some left.......**drinks last drop**..........Aww, what the hey. ^_^
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/14/01 4:31:07 pm)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
Well, here's more, if you want it.
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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H Hog
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(2/14/01 4:32:50 pm)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
Thankies! **opens CD-Rom drive and uses it as a can-holder**
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/14/01 4:35:53 pm)
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Re: Gah! Hungry!
lol!
As long as you don't want to replace your cup-holder, all will be well.
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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Jet Loco Radio
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(2/14/01 5:48:24 pm)
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Unless....
*steals H Hog CD-ROM Drive*
heh heh heh...
*runs into the linen closet and H Hog retrieves his CD Rom Drive*
Don't trust anybody over 20
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Nik Jam The Man
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One Caress (Gore)
Well I'm down on my knees again
And I pray to the only one
Who has the strength
To bear the pain
To forgive all the things that I've done
Oh Girl
Lead me into your darkness
When this world is trying it's hardest
To leave me unimpressed
Just one caress
From you and I'm blessed
When you think you've tried every road
Every avenue
Take one more look
At what you found old
And in it you'll find something new
I'm shying from the light
I always loved the night
And now you offer me eternal darkness
I have to believe that sin
Can make a better man
It's the mood that I am in
That left us back where we began
Oh Girl
Lead me into your darkness
When this world is trying it's hardest
To leave me unimpressed
Just one caress
From you and I'm blessed
Oh Girl
Lead me into your darkness
When this world is trying it's hardest
To leave me unimpressed
Just one caress
From you and I'm bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessed
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The Dreadknuxster 
God of the Echidna race
(2/15/01 11:23:11 am)
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More!
Dreadknux nicks off with H's drinks and legs it. Being fast in his godly powrs and all, Dread is too fast for H Hog.
Dreadknux: *Turns head while running* Mwahahaha! now I'll never go thirsty! Mehehehehe....
Dreadknux smacks into wall, H walks up to Dreadknux and takes his drinks back.
Dreadknux: Oh man. I'm gonna dehydrate AGAIN ^_^
BTW, it's my Besty Friend's birthday (in the real world, not Internet-wise, it's not H's birthday ^_^ or is it?) and therefore I'm going to his house, staying the night, staying all day Friday and going to town (hopefully he'll buy a DC. He was going to buy a '64 off his mate, but the games he had I advised him not to), then...
THEN! Oh baby, and then...
We're going to this place Fri night, where the CHIKEN (remember - SHEE-KEN) burgers are gorgeous (I LOVE CHIKEN burgers ^.^) and the desserts are literally about half a metre in length full of ice cream with lovely stuff. MMMMMMmmmmm....
If you didn't know by the now for the last half year I've been here, I am Crazy about food, and even crazier about CHIKEN burgers! My pal is obsessed with McDonalds, but he's just weird.
FOOD IS GOD! I MEAN GOOD! OR BOTH!
I say yum to all of you!
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/15/01 12:43:04 pm)
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Re: More!
How about me just getting enough drinks for everybody. Would that be ok with you?
*runs off*
*comes back woth a lot of stuff*
Pick and choose, and stuff!
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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H Hog
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(2/15/01 2:59:38 pm)
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Re: More!
Nope, it's not my birthday until October the 6th, together with Scotty. ^_^
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Tenniru
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(2/15/01 6:35:03 pm)
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Re: More!
I'll have Sprite, if you will. ^_^
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Knuxedo Mask
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What ever happened to...
SUUUUUUUUU-
UUUUUUUUUU-
RRRRRRRRRR-
RRRRRRRRRR-
GGGGGGGGEE!!!!
I loved that stuff!!
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/15/01 6:59:06 pm)
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Re: What ever happened to...
Sprite.....check.
Surge.....check.
Anything else?
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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H Hog
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(2/15/01 7:08:49 pm)
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Re: What ever happened to...
I'll have **entire crew of MCers shuts me up**
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/15/01 7:11:01 pm)
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Re: What ever happened to...
**entire crew of MCers shuts me up**...check!
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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CrazyMrLeo 
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(2/15/01 7:18:34 pm)
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Codene please... if yer out I'll take a coke
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DiddilyPuff
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Codene? I dont think I ha-
*trips over some codene*
ouch. Nevermind, and here you go!
Anyone want cookies?
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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Knuxedo Mask
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(2/15/01 8:43:06 pm)
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o.o Hey!
They mentioned Echidnas on "Survivor" just seconds ago!
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/15/01 8:45:43 pm)
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Re: o.o Hey!
My house has been proclaimed a survivor-free zone.
So I'll just have to take your word for it.
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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Knuxedo Mask
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Survivor-free zone, eh?
*bombs Diddly's home*
*surveys the crater left behind*
Nope, no survivors! Looks like Diddly was right! 
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DiddilyPuff
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Re: Survivor-free zone, eh?
First you eat one of my eyes, then you bomb my house?!?!?!?
I may have to start being annoyed at you if this keeps up!
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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Knuxedo Mask
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Grr! Fine!
*builds Diddly a new house out of eyes*
O.o
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/15/01 8:59:39 pm)
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Re: Grr! Fine!
*selects a replacement eye*
*is crushed when the structural integrity of said house ceases to be*
Ouch. Thanks for the effort, anyhoo.
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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H Hog
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(2/16/01 1:39:30 am)
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Re: Grr! Fine!
>_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< HEY!!! Who do you think you are takig all of our eyes like that?
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Nik Jam The Man
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my eyes dont look like that
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Jet Loco Radio
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(2/16/01 1:57:27 am)
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unless...
*accidently blows up the Moogle Cavern*
D'OH!!!
BAH! HUMBUG!
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Tenniru
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Re: unless...
So THAT's where my eyes went...
No, seriously, I've been having alot of seeing problems lately.
"You may know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, because I know everything you're going to do! Strange, is'nt it!?"~ Sonic the Hedgehog |
DiddilyPuff
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Re: unless...
Maybe you just need t-
Nah.
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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H Hog
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(2/16/01 1:39:14 pm)
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Re: unless...
Can I have some...**MC'ers shut him up**
PINEAPPLE FLAVOURED SODA POP?
**everyone's confoozed**
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DiddilyPuff
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(2/16/01 1:44:17 pm)
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Re: unless...
Here ya go!
My smilie mocks you thusly. :P
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IX the 1 and only
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(2/16/01 5:43:35 pm)
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Re: unless...
GAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOU SAAAAAAAIIIIIIID PIIINEEEEAAAAPPLEEE!!!!
*thousands of Yuji Naka-shaped Pineapples drop from the sky, covering the ground*
NEH!! NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER SAY ..... neh, that "P-word" AGAIN!!!!
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CrazyMrLeo
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(2/16/01 6:08:50 pm)
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too easy
IX? listen closely
PINEAPPLE!
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CrazyMrLeo
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(2/16/01 6:10:26 pm)
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Re: too easy
2400 PINEAPPLES!
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