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Spazz the Hedgehog 
El Hypo Thermia
Posts: 182
(11/26/00 2:51:47 pm)
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Re: I know someone...
Spazz is taken out of the cell and to a deserted jail cell. In there, his eyes are forced open for 3 straight hours watching Sony products and commercials. When the hours are up, Spazz takes off his black Gi and pants(CENSORED), puts on a grey shirt, green pants, and a green Gi that has the Sony logo on the back. Spazz looks out of the cell and walks toward the old jail cell.
Spazz: Those guys will feel the wrath of SONY!
OH NO! Spazz is now in sony! What now?!
TBC
Edited by: Jarad T. Moloney at: 4/13/01 0:00:00 pm age 12
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Nik Jam The Man 
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Posts: 598
(11/26/00 3:11:20 pm)
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Re: I know someone...
Mean while, In Niks cell, we find out that Niks Walkie Talkie was out of batteries. Nik manages to get Chibi to go out the bars and open the door. Nik goes out and finds Spazz and Ultra, who are on Sonys side now.
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Rune Eiketsu 
The Bard
Posts: 25
(11/26/00 3:13:32 pm)
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Re: I know someone...
:irl rune steps in:
HELLO?!?!
Sony guards suddenly see him, and they start pointing and laughing.
Rune : What are you laughing at?!
Guards : You! You look stupid!
Rune's eyes suddenly turn red. Blood red. Then he screams.
::ignore the BG ok? Sony has a perty headquarters ^.~;;::
 He then moved faster then the speed of sound and broke every bone in the guard's bodies. More and more guards were sent, and they were killed as they came.
| From days of long ago... from uncharted regions of the universe... comes a legend. The legend, of Voltron, Defender of the Universe! A mighty robot, loved by good, feared by evil. As Voltron's legend grew, peace settled across the galaxy. On planet Earth, a galaxy alliance was formed. Together with the good planets of the solar system, they maintained peace, throughout the universe. Until a new, horrible menace, threatened the galaxy. Voltron was needed once more. This, is the story, of the super force, of space explorers, specially trained, and sent by the alliance, to bring back Voltron, Defender of the Universe! |
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Nik Jam The Man
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Posts: 600
(11/26/00 3:54:46 pm)
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Re: I know someone...
well, Nik and CJ and in Sony HQ. Nik and Chibi decide to play along with Spazz and Ultra.
Ultra: You are here for the Sony tour right?
Nik: uhhhh, yeah
Spazz: OK
Nik and CJ follow Spazz and Ultra The Vampire to the tour where a PS2 is there. He demonstrates the power of the fact that it has DVD! Nik goes and steps on the PS2. Destroying it!
Spazz:WHAT!
Ultra:GET HIM!
*Nik and CJ manage to escape and finds Rune*
Rune: hey Nik, hey CJ
CJ: Hi, uh why are there all these dead Sony guys here.
Rune: long story
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David The Lurker
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Posts: 8
(11/26/00 3:57:07 pm)
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Now I'll write...something...
Meanwhile, as Rune was killing guards, and Nik was confronted with Spazz and Ultra, and everyone else was doing...something..., David The Lurker was casually walking in Sony HQ
DTLurker: Why am I here?
Nevermind that now, don't you see Sonic's cell?
DTLurker: Oh no, I'm hearing voices in my head! Ahhh!!!
So, David runs around, and smashes his head onto a cell door. It just happens to belong to...
DTLurker: Hey, arn't you Sonic the Hedgehog?
Sonic: Yes, I am! Now, could you please free me from this cell?
DTLurker: Not until you answer me just one question!
Sonic: *sigh* Amy's phone number is 555-4712.
DTLurker: ...ok, two questions. Why don't you wear any pants?
Sonic: Grrr...
Suddenly,
DTLurker: NO! THE VOICES!
Shut up! Suddenly, a vortex opened up, and from out of it came...
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Tonic Hedgehog
The Jester of Boredom
Posts: 368
(11/26/00 4:00:15 pm)
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Meanwhile, back at the cell....
everybody was bored, & Tonic was still Sony-prone, but now he was scrunched up on the floor, shivering loudly.
Demonic checks the walls for a secret passageway.
Demonic: Lessee, HEY! I found it!
He pushed the brick in, showing a PS2
All but Tonic: (Screams)
Tonic: Cool! a PS2!
Tonic approaches the PS2 & starts playing SSX.
Then, Demonic hits it with a Sledgehammer.
Demonic: Somebody give this guy a SEGA System!
Knuxedo then grabs a Genesis, plugs it in, & puts in Sonic 1.
Tonic starts enjoying Sonic 1, & beats it 1 hour later.
Demonic: So, you like SEGA now?
Tonic: No, they still suck. & Why the fuck did you beat up.....
Demonic then hits Tonic with a Sledgehammer.
Tonic: uhhh.....what happened? Hey, somebody got the good ending for Sonic 1! & a PS2 was hit by something!
Everybody cheers, because Tonic's back to his normal ways.
Demonic: I hit ths PS2 with a SLedgehammer, & you've beaten Sonic 1!
Tonic: No time for cheering, we need to escape this cell.
Tonic then whips out his Laptop, & puts in locationm & all that crap.
(Note to Demonic: I'm NOT STUPID! I'm smart, work with what you got here.)
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Nik Jam The Man
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Posts: 601
(11/26/00 4:02:03 pm)
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Re: Now I'll write...something...
a book which reads how to Destroy Sony HQ!
David shouted with glee as he opened the book only to read...
YOU CANT! GIVE UP!
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Keath101 
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Posts: 14
(11/26/00 4:59:13 pm)
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Re: Now I'll write...something...
IX: NEH!! I know!!!! *gets out Philawfull (C) and applies it to the bars*
Bob: uhhh.......
Keith: That'll work.
*the bars melt*
Trystan: what, huh? my line? But I'm not ready. GAAAAhhhhh!! It's my only one!!!
IX: *to Tonic* Neh!!! RUUUUUN, be free!!!!!
--Keith T. Hemari
Things are changing.......
T.g.P. Inc.
"A world of many dreams......"
Edited by: Keath101 at: 11/26/00 5:01:11 pm
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Nik Jam The Man
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Posts: 603
(11/26/00 5:15:40 pm)
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Re: Now I'll write...something...
Meanwhile, Nik, Chibi Jam, and Rune head to the Boss room. They get there AND ITS LOCKED!
Rune: Looks like we need the boss key.
Nik: *takes out the Dungeon Map and compass* Now where should it be?
Chibi: Its in the DO NOT ENTER ROOM!
*they enter to see... PLAYSTATION 2 TELEVISIONS EVERYWHERE! They scream in Horror but Chibi Jam has brought Ear Plugs and Anti PS2 glasses. They put them on and start hunting. They find the door at the end. But in there is A BIG PS2! They try and destroy it but cant*
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Nik Jam The Man
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Posts: 604
(11/26/00 5:20:28 pm)
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Re: Now I'll write...something...
Then IX comes in and uses some Philawful (TM) and puts it on the PS2. It melts revealing the Boss Key. They go tell the others. But... WHERE ARE THEY???
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H Hog 
God of forgotten Sega consoles
Posts: 765
(11/26/00 5:55:16 pm)
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Re: Now I'll write...something...
They were at the front door, because they heard loud banging noises.
Suddenly, Who came busting in...
Sestren!!
Auston!!
Armageddoner!!
(Picture three "men in black" type characters)
H Hog: Awright, you came! Guys, i'd like you to meet...most of the members of the Moogle Cavern.
Guys, these are Ses, Auston and Armage. REAL good friends of mine.
Kulock: Hey, howya doing?
Auston: Just peachy, thanx. Now, where's the problem?
Vixxy: Around us...  This entire building is the problem!
Sestren: I see. Heh... Alright, guys, this should be a snap.
Kulock: NO! Some of our friends are stuck somewhere in the building, we don't know where they exactly are, they could be anywhere, even in a dungeon!
Armage: Damn, there goes our chance of using the "leveler"...
Demonic: The...leveler?
Sestren: Yeah. To level entire buildings. 
H Hog: See? I told you they would be good help...
Scott: No s**t! Look at this suitcase full of weapons and explosives!!!
Pikaben: Ermm...shouldn't we be looking for the rest of the gang now?
((**A lot of "oh yeah's" are heard from the crowd**))
They leave to search for Nik, Chibi, Rune, Keath, IX, Ultra and Spazz.
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Nik Jam The Man
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Posts: 607
(11/26/00 6:02:41 pm)
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Re: Now I'll write...something...
Nik and the others are at the Boss Room but unfortunately the Boss door is near the BACK entrance. With his walkie talkie out of batteries. He looks for some. He goes into the PS2 room and finds some things that need batteries. Brakes the machines and steals the batteries. He tells the others where they are and they go. But get lost --
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Showoffboy
Prince of ALL Showoffs
Posts: 129
(11/26/00 6:31:43 pm)
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bah im in
meanwhile in the area where Ultra, Spazz and Nik Jam where, Showoffboy flew in.
"Ah i found you people!" said Showoffboy.
"How?" asked Ultra.
"simple, I homed in on Spazz ki and found you,"
"oh," said Ultra.
Then, Showoff looked towards Spazz and said "Spazz, whad they do to you?"
"They showed me the light, WHICH THEY WILL DO TO YOU TOO SHOWOFFBOY!"
"Wha?" Showoffboy said when a Sony Executive boomed in on a intercom and said
"Yes, this Showoffboy will do quite nicely for our plans.."
"Huh?" asked Showoffboy when suddenly Showoffboy got a pounding head ache, getting worse by the second.
Seeing what was happening Nik Jam yelled "SHOWOFF, THEY ARE TRYING TO WARP YOUR MIND, DONT THINK ANYTING ABOUT SONY!!!"
"TOO LATE!!! WE SCANNED HIS MIND AND IT SAYS HE HAS A PLAYSTION!!!" boomed the Sony executive.
"BUT I ONLY USE IT TO PLAY MEGA MAN AND DRAGONBALL Z GAMES"
yelled Showoff.
"TOO LATE.....YOUR OURS!" yelled the Sony executive.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHGGHHGHG" yelled Showoffby, as Sony began to consume his mind.
Just then Showoff started to float in the air and red bolts of energy began shooting from his head.
Then a blinding light came from Showoff.
When the light went away, Showoff fell to the ground like a rag doll.
He got on his knees and gripped his head, trying to gwt his bearings.
when he finally came around he got up and started laughing quitely.
He now had black lines around his eyes, red pupils, and a red 'S' that looked like the 'S' in Sony on his forehead.
He had now become SONY SHOWOFFBOY, and looked like this:  (you like? i based him off Majin Vegeta from DBZ, only Majin vegeta doesnt have red eyes)
Sony Showoffboy then turned towards the others and said
"The End is near........and SONY WILL WIN!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED
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H Hog
God of forgotten Sega consoles
Posts: 771
(11/26/00 6:54:56 pm)
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Re: bah im in
It's okay, spazz, i'll post AFTER you, it makes kinda more sense that way.
Edited by: H Hog at: 11/26/00 7:03:41 pm
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Spazz the Hedgehog
El Hypo Thermia
Posts: 184
(11/26/00 6:57:26 pm)
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Re: bah im in
Spazz and Showoffboy snap out 2 potara earings, both put them on opposite ears, making...
SHOWOFFSPAZZ! (Icon comeing soon!)(Name will be SOS ^^)
SOS: you will not win. This building will soon become the basis of the universe!
SOS speeds at Rune, knocking him off his feet. He then speeds at Chibi Jam, and holds a gun to his head.
SOS: Now you'll be one of us!
SOS shoots out a golden beam at CJ's head, turning his eyes pure white, making him SONY CHIBI JAM!
SCJ: Nik... Come to our side. There's no use resisting. It's 3 on 1.
Nik tries to attack SOS, which fails...
SOS: HAHA! Wait...These potara earings...They were previously used!
Spazz and Showoffboy defuse, becoming 2 people. Some of Spazz's normal memory comes back.
Spazz: The bomb... There was a bomb planted here. Nik... Rune... Get outta here! AAAAAGH! Spazz, you aren't winning... YES I AM! No you're not, YES, no, YES, no, YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Spazz throws a PS2 to the ground, making Chibi Jam normal*
Spazz: GUYS! Get outta here! I'll show that Sony master who's boss!
Spazz speeds off to the boss, Showoffboy at his heels, trying to stop him. Nik, CJ, and Rune run out.
TBC
Edited by: Jarad T. Moloney at: 4/13/01 0:00:00 pm age 12
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H Hog
God of forgotten Sega consoles
Posts: 774
(11/26/00 7:05:51 pm)
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Re: bah im in
Suddenly, a loud crash was heard, as some of the Moogle Caverners had split up from the rest of the group, with Armage tagging along,
namely, Andy, Dreadknuxster, Roareye, Tails151 and Nova.
They crashed through several doors, as they were looking for the rest.
Suddenly, they found Showoffboy, flying after Spazz.
Roareye: Hey, guys! Come on, we've been looking for you!
Showoffboy was being controlled by a Sony executive, who knew that the team would lead Sony Showoffboy to the rest of the gang. Then he was going to make Showoffboy explode, taking the rest of the Moogle Caverners with him. Spazz was trying to warn the rest of the MCers, but he was stopped by Ultra.
Sony executive: I'm so... evil!!!
Looking at Showoffboy, Andy noticed something different on him... but he didn't really think it would matter.
Suddenly, he noticed the red S on Showoffboy's head. Andy asked him what it was.
"Oh, just a tattoo, with the S for Showoffboy...or Saiyan, if you like."
Andy rolled his eyes, looked at the rest, who were shrugging their shoulders at the entire matter, and went on walking...
Edited by: H Hog at: 11/26/00 7:09:41 pm
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Demonic Sonic446 
the colest satAM/Archie Hater Around!
Posts: 308
(11/26/00 11:57:46 pm)
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*meanwhile in my cell....*
Demonic: hey, what's this lever do?
*pulls it*
*cell door opens*
MBer's: WOO-HOO!!!
ADD ON!
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Nik Jam The Man
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(11/27/00 2:22:40 am)
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Now that all the MBers have United. People come in from the Backdoor to help us! Blaze, Reeney, Kranmin, Ryoko, and others join and line up at the Boss Door (anyone notice this is a Zelda ripoff?), and with the Boss key, Nik opens the door and all enter THE BOSS ROOM!
In there, was the office of the EVIL EMPEROR OF SONY!
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H Hog
God of forgotten Sega consoles
Posts: 791
(11/27/00 4:56:27 am)
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Showoffboy immediately runs towards the Sony exec, the other MCers chering at Showoffboy.
But....instead of killing him, he stands next to him, and pats him on the back as if he was his closest friend.
Everyone gasped in horror.
MEANWHILE...
We zoom in on a horribly dismembered Ultra, and right next to him, Spazz, brushing the dust off of his Ki.
He ZOOMS towards where the rest of the MCers are, to warn them.
BACK IN THE BOSS ROOM...
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Roareye 
The God That Time Forgot!!!
Posts: 35
(11/27/00 2:47:02 pm)
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BACK IN THE BOSS ROOM...
Back in the boss room.
Roareye was with the team, ready to kick some Sony ASS!
Showoffboy started the fight.
Showoffboy:C'mon Sony! I'll kick your ass!
All the executives got into thier PS2 worshiping ninja gear!
Sony: Now we'll see who wins!
Suddenly as Showoffboy attacks him he cunningly swoops around and kicks everyone in the head.
Showoffboy: Fools! You think Sega and Nintendo have a chance over the power of the
H Hog: Phony Gaystation!
Everyone laughs.
Showoffboy: Now die!
Whilst a fight ensues Roareye creeps off.
Roareye thinks:This is surely not the real boss because he's crappily guarded. H Hog, Dreadknux and Kulock spot Roareye walking off and follow him.
THEN...
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