(11/2/02 1:20 am)
I said WHO'S BASE!? I said ZIM'S BASE!|
I'm the king of Earth, there is none higher
Sucker Earth slaves should call me sire
To burn my kingdom, you must use meat
I won't stop rulin' till I'm real beat
Now I invade the planet and come correct
My plans are on time and machines connect
My yard gnomes have a special detect
And other invaders can't stand me, but give me respect
They called me and said I'm gettin' iller
There's no one chiller
I'm no Tallest not any good killer
As one great invader, I know I can rule
I'm Zim from planet Irk, oh that Dib monkey, the fool
Rule to the Irkens, rule to the whole
'Cause in the end I shall get control
You can't touch me with a half monkey/half mole
I'm to mighty to pay a bus fare toll
Now I'll crash through walls, cut through floors
Bust through ceilings and knock down doors
And when I'm on the top, I'll rule your socks
You'll hear tortured souls for blocks and blocks
For every living person I'm a triple threat
It's me, I AM ZIM, GIR where's the giganto net?
GIR: I lost it...
Now I'm the baddest of the bad, the evilest of evil
I'm Zim, I shall some day rule. I'M GIR, MY BURRITO'S NAME'S BILL
It's not a joke and you are all a Fool
It's all gonna be mine, even the skool
You'll get the machines in your body and you won't comprehend
When your mind will wiggle and your knees will bend
You'll destroy that picture,
And you're intestints will be in a mixture
Now I've been walked on by lice and never fell on my face
I spent my time in my superier base
I've pulled some levers, pushed some knobs
Takin' on Dib, zoomin' past Meekrob
So all you sucker Earth weasles, you gotta obey
Cause when I dominate, you do what I say
Got a Voot so strong, it's knocking down trees
It's so hard to believe it's ruined by bees
I am from, around the way
And Zim goes to skool, every day
And GIR plays some games he wants to play
And when I, Zim, get home I must yell "HEY!"
GIR is my robot slave who must obey every word I speak
'Cause I am Zim and Zim's are unique
And GIR ruins the base every day of the week
And we are the crew that can never be beat
So don't try to piss me, I am not you're friend
Cause if you do, you'll get yours in the end
The things I rule, shall not be a bend
Because a devestating operations are what I send
I LIKE TOQUITOS! AND TACOS TOO!
I'LL EVEN EAT SOME DOOKY! WHOOO! WHOOO! WHOOO!
MY NAME IIIS GIR! GIR IS ME!
OH, LOOK MY SHOW IS ON! SEE, SEE, SEE?
People always ask, "What with the green skin?"
I'm so sly, I tell them It's a skin condition
Like I said before, I'll rule someday
I'M ALMIGHTY ZIM, I SHALL DESTROY. I WILL, NOT MAY
And now back to my plans, for my great attack
First I may get an Irken snack
I'll reign doom on your head and overcome all
When it comes to invading, I never fall
To be great invaders, you need the skills
First to destroy that Dib weasle, with 'sploding pills
I must rest now, I'll be bathing in paste
Unless all my plans are soon earased
I must stay aware, musn't fail NOW
OOH, LOOK! A THREE HEADED COW!
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