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Add-Ons and Written Works - Choose Your Own Adventure...THE SEQUEL!

Evan - Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:41 am
Post subject: Choose Your Own Adventure...THE SEQUEL!

I had fun doing the last one, what can I say? It's pretty much dead now, so...

Amy Rose was walking to the mall when she bumped into...

A) Drew Carey
B) A pie
C) Fred the insane murderous Lego brick nun
D) Luke Skywalker
E) Froggy

Andrusi - Sat Nov 20, 2004 8:32 am
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D) Luke Skywalker.

Unfortunately, Luke happened to be practicing with his lightsaber at the time, and accidentally sliced Amy in half. Normally this would have just killed her, but it's a bit early to be killing off characters, so...

A) she reset and went back to her last saved game.
B) the two Amy halves reformed into two Amys.
C) a team of newbie MegaMan X sprite comic authors rebuilt her as a robot.
D) the pieces of Amy remained alive for no readily apparent reason.

Evan - Sat Nov 20, 2004 10:41 am
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A) She reset and went back from her last saved game.

Unfortunately, she hadn't saved in a while, so she had to redo a lot of what she did. Which meant...

A) Get drunk on eggnog!
B) Beat Mario Sunshine in one sitting
C) Beat Mario Sunshine in one sitting...WITH HELP FROM SOME EGGNOG!
D) Summon Satan

Notebook - Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:46 pm
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C) Beat Super Mario Sunshine in one sitting...WITH SOME HELP FROM EGGNOG!

Surprisingly, the eggnog helped especially through those Secret levels. When she got done, she made sure she saved the game. Just then, Lukewalker came into her room and...

A) Apoligized for cutting her in half
B) Cut himself in half for cutting her in half
C) Amy wondered how he got into her room when the door and windows were locked.
D) Got all 120 shines for her
E) Asked where George Lucas was

Evan - Sun Nov 21, 2004 11:51 am
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D) Got all 120 shines for her

Amy: ...That was pointless.
Luke: Yeah, well, you suck.

Amy, still woozy from the eggnog, jumped at Luke and...

A) Hammered him into the ground
B) Did a Bros. Attack with her hammer, flinging Luke at the TV
C) Ate him
D) Drew a picture of John Madden in the ground with his lightsaber

Sabator - Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:18 pm
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B) bros. attack

Announcer: GAME!
Amy: Aure-way hat- *shot*
Announcer: This game's winner is...The random MC sniper!"
Andrusi: Geable!

A) Something random happens
B) Sabator gets killed for fagging up the story
C) Sabator kicks Evan's ass at SSBM
D) Amy dies.

Evan - Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:40 pm
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A) Something random happens

Which is...

A) Yoshi kicks Blues' ass for saying he sucks
B) Spongebob shoots Jenny the robot like we've all been wanting to do for a looooooooooong time
C) Amy screams random bible references, such as David commiting adultery with Bathsheba
D) Luke Skywalker kills the random MC sniper, then takes Amy to his castle of death

Ruby Cuff Slasher - Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:36 pm
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D) Luke Skywalker kills the random MC sniper, then takes Amy to his castle of death

On the way there, the ship they are traveling in is eaten by:

A) A time traveling robot
B) A giant hotdog
C) Walker, Texas Ranger
D) The elusive flying Redwood squirrel

Tenniru - Wed Nov 24, 2004 5:43 pm
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D) The elusive flying Redwood squirrel

However, this squirrel was none other than a disguise for the notorious...

A) Steve Ballmer
B) Steve Jobs
C) Steve Wozniak
D) Eh, Steve

Evan - Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:12 am
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B) Steve Jobs

So inside the stomach of Steve Jobs the flying Squirrel, Luke and Amy.....

A) Went online and read a craptastic Walker Texas Chatroom log
B) Imploded
C) Imploded
D) Became sexy tiger girls

Sabator - Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:20 pm
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Evan wrote:

D) Became sexy tiger girls

Jobs: wait, Tiger's aren't sexy.
Amy: YOU LIES.
Jobs: No, they aren't. They are very dangerous though.
Amy: YEAH
Jobs: On an unrelated note, you are currently dissolving in my stomach acid.
All: N0000000

Luckily, Amy had an extra life, but her last checkpoint was at...

A) Mountain.
B) razil
C) anada
D) EUTSCHLAND
M) other Russia.

Evan - Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:30 pm
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B) razil

razil was an odd land where...

A) "B"s were invisible
) Monkeys ruled the land
C) Cheese was considered disgusting and unholy
D) EVERYONE DIED

Tenniru - Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:38 pm
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D) EVERYONE DIED.

---

A) The end
B) To be continued

Blues The Squirrel - Sun Nov 28, 2004 6:33 pm
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A) THE END

Tenniru - Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:35 am
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PRODUCER
Evan

A MOOGLE CAVERN STUDIOS PRODUCTION

AMY ROSE as HERSELF

MARK HAMILL as <strike>HER</strike>HIMSELF

MARIO SUNSINE c. NINTENDO

SUPER SMASH BROS. c. THOSE DUDES WHO MADE IT

ANDRUSI as MC SNIPER

STEVE JOBS as THE ELUSIVE FLYING REDWOOD SQUIRREL

---

fin

Evan - Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:53 pm
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...By fin we mean

A) Finland
B) A flaming shark's fin!
C) A seabass fin
D) Boy, this is something Hol would come up with.

Notebook - Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:20 pm
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D) Boy, this is something Hol would come up with.

WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW?

A) START OVER
B) EXAMINE THE TOILET BOWL
C) END THE GAME
D) GO NORTH
E) %

Squiggles the Chao - Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:02 pm
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D) GO NORTH

You end up at the north pole, and realize that you can no longer go anywhere without going south. You can:

A) GO SOUTH
B) RUN MOON PATROL
C) GO TO SARDIUS.FEFEA.ORG AND READ JOHNNY TURBO
D) EXPLODE (THE NON-SEXUAL KIND)
E) EXPLODE (THE OTHER KIND)

Mightfox - Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:35 pm
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C) GO TO SARDIUS.FEFEA.ORG AND READ JOHNNY TURBO

You end up getting hacked by a HACKER OOOOOHHHH MMMMYYYYYYYY GGOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD you

A)Reroute the primary firewall encryptions
B)Set a genetic algorithim to protect the kernal
C)Do other fancy stuff blah blah blah
D)unplug the damn thing

Notebook - Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:37 pm
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D) unplug the damn thing

The unplugging of the damn thing attracts the Coast Gaurd, who rescue you from the North Pole. They can tell you you can go to:

A) JAPAN
B) ARKANSAS
C) HYPERSPACE
D) CHAO
E) WINDOWS CHACHE

Andrusi - Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:51 pm
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C) HYPERSPACE

So the captain opens a hole in the universe and throws you into hyperspace. Unfortunately, you have no means of traveling through hyperspace, or exiting it for that matter, so you end up floating there until you starve.

GAME OVER

HIGH SCORES
1 KUL 100,000
2 HOG 90,000
3 CML 70,000
4 SZ 50,000
5 ERI 10,000

A) ::puts in another quarter::
B) SAVESTATE!
C) I think I'll play another add-on now.
D) Just kidding! The hyperspace actually takes you to southwestern Italy!

Notebook - Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:14 am
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B) SAVESTATE!

D) unplug the damn thing

The unplugging of the damn thing attracts the Coast Gaurd, who rescue you from the North Pole. They can tell you you can go to:

A) JAPAN
B) ARKANSAS
C) HYPERSPACE
D) CHAO
E) WINDOWS CHACHE

Squiggles the Chao - Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:28 pm
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D) CHAO

So the Coast guard puts you in a magical VMU that subjects you to Shiro Maekawa's most sadistic and random whims (i.e. Chao Adventure 2). You see a hobo walking towards you. he is carrying a live chicken. Do you

A) Beat him up and steal the chicken
B) RUN MOON PATROL
C) Kill him because you've always had a murderous streak and this fellow has not has no family to miss him.
D) Give him monies
E) Nothing

Ruby Cuff Slasher - Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:14 pm
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A.) Beat him up and steal the chicken

Upon beating him up and stealing the chicken, the Hobo shouts his last words of "Curse you!" Then he explodes. "DEW DEW DEW DEW"

Upon hearing the explosion, you

A) Go deaf
B) Run and hide
C) Go to the local fish shop to buy fish 'n shrimp
D.) Go to the local magic shop to try to remove the curse.

Kiddo Cabbusses - Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:06 am
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D.) Go to the local Magic Shop to remove the curse.

Upon entering the magic shop, you ask the shopkeepor to remove the curse. He charges 100 Lennies, but you do not have any of that currency. So you.

A) Give him your dollars and hope he accepts.
B) Give him your soul and hope he accepts.
C) Attempt to steal the removal of the curse.
D) Go and find another magic store
E) Burn the whole building down.

Dudypants21 - Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:13 am
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E. Burn the whole building down.

You walk away angry and need something to kill with your 20" knife. Luckily...

A. an innocent child crosses your path.
B. a store is being robbed down the street.
C. there is a machine gun at your feet and a confused mob running toward you.
D. You find a portal leading to a shooter game (one of the reeeally gorey ones)

Evan - Sat Jan 01, 2005 4:13 pm
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A) An innocent child crosses your path.

The child...

A) Gets Pach-raped
B) Gets pirate rapped
C) Gets a gun and goes on a murder spree
D) Has fury

Ruby Cuff Slasher - Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:24 am
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C) Gets a gun and goes on a murder spree, and shoots Pach dead before Pach gets to him. The kid begins shooting through the store windows and you take your 20" knife and stab him. You pull it out and the kid explodes, revealing a

A.) Alien
B.) Robot
C.) Airplain
D.) Can of aerosol cheese

Gold - Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:53 am
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B.) Robot

The robot greets you. "I am Exposi-Tron! I was created to help the citizens of town relax their vocal cords as I tell the tale they once told themselves. A dark force is entering our galaxy. It is called the Ramsigon, and it will surely devour all land...

...in 1996, it created...

...several markets say that it will...

...and that's how you'll stop him. Do you accept your fate?"

A.) Repeat that one more time.
B.) I'll kill that Ramsigon! Kill him with murder!
C.) RUN AND HIDE.
D.) Destroy Exposi-Tron.

Evan - Sun Jan 02, 2005 1:12 pm
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D) Destroy Exposi-Tron.

He uttered words insanely, screaming like the crappy Lost in Space robot, and blew up off a cliff, killing...

A) 2,000,076 people
B) Britney Spears and her trailer trash hubby
C) Big the Cat and a Lego Brick
D) All of the above

Ruby Cuff Slasher - Fri Jan 07, 2005 2:51 am
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D.) All of the above. But miraculously, out of the dust and bodies comes A BIGGER ROBOT. The nonsensical words of Exposi-tron flood through your brain, and it all makes sense. You decide to take action. You-

A.) Take some Advil.
B.) Scream at the robot.
C.) Take a bath right then and there.
D.) Play hot-cross-buns on a toy dagger and summon the Dragon Zord.

SoNick - Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:07 am
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Ruby Cuff Slasher wrote:

D.) Play hot-cross-buns on a toy dagger and summon the Dragon Zord.

The Dragon Zord hears you call, but decides not to come. Despite this, you still decide to try to fight the Exposi-tron anyways. You begin the battle by...

A.) using the sacred "Fighter-doken" technique
B.) seeing a psychiatrist
C.) releasing a warcry and rushing headlong at the Exposi-tron, toy dagger in hand
D.) running away

Evan - Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:52 pm
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D) Running away.

The only hope now was...

A) A robo-chicken made out of Mega Bloks. Or something crappy like that.
B) A flaming shark armada.
C) A piece of paper.
D) Spider-Man!

Kiddo Cabbusses - Sun Jan 16, 2005 2:35 am
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D) Spider-man!

However, instead of Spiderman you somehow get the SPIDERZORD. You...

a) get into Japanophile mode and demand uncut Japanese subs of the Japanese Spider-man TV series on DBD
b) become an American Patriot and destroy Spider-Zord, claiming that Spider-Man is best in the USA.
c) ignore Spider-Zord and continue to run away.
d) Just get in the Spider-Zord and fight the evil menace.

Evan - Mon Jan 17, 2005 9:25 pm
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d) Just get in the Spider-Zord and fight the evil menace.

But before you could fight, you needed to summon your sidekick:

A) A sock
B) Cleft, the Boy Chin Wonder
C) An oversized novelty hat
D) Megas

Sep - Tue Jan 18, 2005 3:30 pm
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A) A sock

--which summons his sidekick:

A) Peptol Bismal
B) GoldBond
C) A Gold Statue of 007
D) Bridezilla (AKA: Star Jones)

Ruby Cuff Slasher - Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:44 am
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A) Peptol Bismal

The sock drinks Peptol Bismal and grows to the size of a building. And it turns pink.

You're ready to fight! You-

A.) Pull out your mech lazer saber
B.) Summon the sock to envelope the giant robot
C.) Run at the giant robot
D.) Go to Gamefaqs to get some power-up codes. You wimp.

Evan - Sat Jan 29, 2005 2:39 am
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B) Summon the sock to envelope the giant robot.

Now to defeat it, you must:

A) Sacrifice the sock and toss the robot off the cliff.
B) Use the remaining Pepto Bismol to make the robot puke in disgust.
C) Have Thomas the Tank Engine run over the robot.
D) Tell the robot bad "Yo' mama" jokes.

Sep - Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:05 am
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D) Tell the robot bad "Yo' mama" jokes.

Upon hearing 3 hours of bad "Yo mama" jokes, the robot promptly begins to rip its main power core out of its mid-section, throwing it onto 6 innocent bystanders on the streets below. Besides the sad deaths, scientists discover this is a prepetual energy core and thus use it to:

A) Sell on Ebay
B) Run other energy factories to produce even more energy?
C) play baseball
D) start a cult
E) research on how perpetual energy can somehow work

Ruby Cuff Slasher - Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:08 am
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D) Start a cult

They figured that perpetual energy could somehow ruin the economy, so they scrapped the idea of using it. Instead they placed it in a basement for stoners to stare at it, and they charged 5 bucks for admission.
Since you had nothing else to do, you decide to join the cult, and you stare at the glowing core. After several hours of starring, you hear a voice. It tells you to

A.) Dress in plastic wrap
B.) Burn down the building
C.) Take it to Mexcio
D.) Sacrifice dogs

SoNick - Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:29 pm
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C.) Take it to Mexico.

However, you notice that...you do not know where in Mexico you want to go. You ask the core, and it tells you to...

A.) ask "Do you know the way to San Jose"?
B.) Go to Albuquerque. It meant <b>New</b> Mexico.
C.) Just go across the border. Anywhere in Mexico will work for its plans
D.) forget about Mexico... "We're goin' to Canada!"
E.) Stay right where you are.

Evan - Sun Feb 20, 2005 1:55 pm
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E) Stay right where you are.

Unfortunately, you are in...

A) The Central African Republic.
B) Green Hill Zone. With an evil rapid robo-chicken.
C) Piqua, Ohio.
D) 4Kids Headquarters

SoNick - Mon Feb 21, 2005 10:00 am
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B.) Green Hill Zone. With an evil rapid robo-chicken.

You do a spin-jump, and destroy the robo-chicken. However, you didn't see the spikes below you. Right when you hit the spikes...

A.) You are teleported into an alternate dimension
B.) The authors of this story begin to wonder who this "you" that they keep referring to is
C.) You do a homing attack, sending you just far enough forward to avoid the spikes
D.) You lose all of your rings. Duh.

Evan - Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:26 pm
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A) You are teleported to another dimension.

In this weird dimension...

A) Everyone is made of paper and is poorly drawn.
B) Everybody knows your name: Lillith J. Stinklemeyer.
C) Everybody is yellow and doesn't age.
D) Everyone's a karaoke robot.

Notebook - Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:50 pm
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B) Everbody knows your name: Lillith J. Stinklemeyer.

Suddenly, an angry mob comes at her.

"Why are you people chasing me with flames and such?" She asked.

"Well..." one of the mobsters said politely...

A) You used to work for 4Kids!
B) You used to support 4Kids!
C) You ARE 4Kids!
D) You have no idea what 4Kids is!
E) We're not after you, we're after 4Kids.
F) We're obsessed with 4Kids!
G) We ARE 4Kids!

Electric The Hedgehog - Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:47 pm
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A) You used to work for 4Kids!

But becuase of this - the woman turned the weapons of violence into...

1) Super soakers
2) Candy
3) Cakes
4) Laptops
5) Something irrelevent
6) 4kid souvineers

Evan - Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:02 pm
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5) Something irrelevant

Which had a bunch of laser sounds instead of proper machine gun sounds.

Anywho, Lillith decides to...

A) Explode
B) Combust
C) Combusken
D) Rock the mike

SoNick - Fri Feb 25, 2005 9:31 am
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A.) Explode

However, the bomb that she had placed inside of her body had been surgically removed five days earlier by her evil twin, Htillil. At that moment, Htillil showed up and...

A.) Explained why she removed the bomb
B.) Jumped through the roof
C.) Explained why knucle was teh bset in sonci 4.
D.) Attacked Lillith
E.) Did nothing.