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Spazz the Hedgehog 
El Hypo Thermia
Posts: 192
(11/27/00 6:22:31 pm)
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Re: BACK IN THE BOSS ROOM...
Spazz appears in front of Roareye with an Instant Transmission(Goku's teleport move).
Spazz: We'll all go.
Spazz busts down the door to the REAL boss, and sees none other than...
a silver hedgehuman like Spazz, but had 2 little chibi hims on his sides. He had a green shirt and brown pants.
Spazz: Ultima? Is that you? And the Tsunami twins?
Tsunami1: Yupyupyup!
2: HEHEHE!
Ultima: I'm the leader of Sony. I'll pound you into smitherenes! Tsunamis! go fight the others! I want Spazz...
Edited by: Jarad T. Moloney at: 4/13/01 0:00:00 pm age 12
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CrazyMrLeo
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Posts: 295
(11/27/00 6:27:31 pm)
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yoink
Then without warning CrazyMrLeo appeared and removed Ultima's disguise (of course it was a disguise! Do you think I'd let Spazzz have ALL the fun?) And discovered (the reply had better be good)...
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Matt the Yak 
Occasional Hoaxer and
Suspected Fish
Posts: 153
(11/27/00 6:28:54 pm)
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Re: BACK IN THE BOSS ROOM...
We cut to another cell (because you've always gotta have cutaways at dramatic points like this)
where Matt has been locked up in a room full of abandoned PSone's.
Matt: Hey, maybe I can make a cool explosive device to blow the door open!
After much careful tinkering and a quite impressive video montage, Matt succeeds in making a crappy traffic light circuit that doesn't work.
Matt: Ahhhh... skip it. *Bashes door open*
Meanwhile, in the "boss" room, the MC'ers aren't having the best time of it.
Showoffboy: *ninja call* AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE-----KURASHI!
Everyone: AGH! NO! HE SAID "CRASH"!
But it was too late. Showoffboy had launched a ninja kick at Nik. Could he get out of the way in time?
DTLurker: THERE! Did everyone else hear the voices this time?
Everyone: Hey, yeah, you're right...
Just then:..
Matt: Wow, a party! Can I come huh canIcanIcanIcanIcanI?
Not-Really-Big-Sony-Exec: You will die, or join my army of evil PlayStation Two slaves! That goes for all of you!
Matt: Cool. Can I bring chips? Hey wait.... GRRRRRRRRR.. ACID JET!
Acid shoots from Matt's fingers towards Sony guy, causing moderate damage.
Showoffboy: EXCUSE ME, but I'm still flying toward Nik at high speed here!
All Nik could do was...
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"Is this a piece of your brain?" - Basil Fawlty
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H Hog 
God of forgotten Sega consoles
Posts: 828
(11/27/00 6:35:20 pm)
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Re: BACK IN THE BOSS ROOM...
Duck, sending Showoffboy inside a brick wall. Ouch...
Suddenly, Tenniru got an idea. He zipped to Showoffboy, and stole some Potato earrings from his pocket, and gave them to Spazz...
He smiled. H Hog smiled as well... They each put one on and...
It's the return of...
SPAZHOG!!! (Hey, i said he'd return!)
Ultima looked startled. He knew this wasn't good.
He sent his Chibi minions at everyone, but they weren'treally a atch for the MC'ers, since they outnumbered them.
Spazhog eyed Ultima viciously. Ultima looked back, little sweatdrops forming...
(Edit: Wow, you guys work fast! Okay, it makes sense now.)
Edited by: H Hog at: 11/27/00 6:42:05 pm
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CrazyMrLeo
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Posts: 297
(11/27/00 6:37:41 pm)
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Re: BACK IN THE BOSS ROOM...
......Go into slo mo...
NIK: noooooo!
Suddenly, Matt the yak noticed the head PS2 lying on the counter (it had a good FPS!) and threw it in between Showoffboy and Nik. Everything went into slower mo...
(heart beat)
HEad Sony exec: NOOOOOO!! NOT MY CREATION!!!
NIK: NOOOOOO!
MATT: NOOOOO!
CRAZYMRLEO: NOOOOOO!
SPAZZ: how come I don't get a line?
SHOWOFF: this is gonna hurt...
SPAZZHOG: I don't get it... what happened to me?
CRAZYMRLEO: Not my fault... you posted faster....
H HOG: Ya... oh wait.... If Spazz and Me are both separate people then... how are we...
SPAZZHOG: You people all seem to have forgotten that I'm still heading for Nik
NIK: What, Agian? you hit a wall... and what about that PS2 you all talked about...
HSE: NO IT WASN'T!! THAT WAS SHOWOFF!!
NIK: oh... then how did that happen...
MATT: Good question.. I think that PS2's heading towards a wall
POST OF CHRISTMAS FUTURE: no... It's going out a window.
HSE: DAMN IT!! THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS!!!
SPAZZHOG: Hmm... so am I...
NIK: how do you DO that?!?! You were standing there a moment ago!
H HOG: Well it's not MY fault if CML doesn't make any sense..
SPAZZHOG: shut up... half of me... uh... I think he's about to say something!
HSE: what?
CRAZYMRLEO: um guys? What about all those PSXes that Matt screwed with?
MATT: What about them?
CRAZYMRLEO: well you didn't leave any live wires did you...
MATT: Oh FU-(explposion)
Edited by: CrazyMrLeo at: 11/27/00 7:06:27 pm
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Spazz the Hedgehog
El Hypo Thermia
Posts: 193
(11/27/00 6:52:36 pm)
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Re: BACK IN THE BOSS ROOM...
Err...both me and H Hog are both Spazhog.
Edited by: Jarad T. Moloney at: 4/13/01 0:00:00 pm age 12
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CrazyMrLeo
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Posts: 301
(11/27/00 7:16:52 pm)
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Re: BACK IN THE BOSS ROOM...
H HOG: well THAT'S a plot hole...
SHOWOFF: Ya I know... oh and what about that explosion CML?
CML: I'm getting to it...
Everyone gasped except SPAZZHOG, who kept talking to himself. Suddenly there was a flash of light and Demonic walked in.
DEMONIC: I'm back, what did I miss?
MATT: Uh Demonic you're on fire..
DEMONIC: ya I know!
MATT: No I mean you're burning...
CML: sorry.. I wrote that one in...
DEMONIC: you'd BETTER be sorry...
MATT: YOU'RE STILL ON FIRE!!!!
DEMONIC: oh right...
(girlish scream)
GARNET: Freaked you out, didn't I?
CML: Where'd you come from?
GARNET: You just wrote me in... anyways... lets get that Head PS2. Where is it?
SHOWOFF: just on the floor
HSE: yoink!
CML: DAMN IT!
MATT: You just HAD to write that in!
CML: yes I did... want to go get it back?
DEMONIC: YES! LET'S GO!
MATT: YOU'RE STILL ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!
DEMONIC: whoops.
Edited by: CrazyMrLeo at: 11/27/00 7:19:17 pm
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Anti Fake Post Group
Registered User
Posts: 3
(11/27/00 7:54:07 pm)
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Re: BACK IN THE BOSS ROOM...
uh... does anyone realize how many plot holes are in this story?
CML: Do tell...
Thanx... for instance I was just (falls into plot hole)
DEMONIC: that was fun... are we gonna get that PS2 now?
CML: yep... just wanted to do that
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Showoffboy
Prince of ALL Showoffs
Posts: 144
(11/27/00 8:04:51 pm)
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PLOT HOLE PATCHER!
ok...this isnt really adding on just clearing things up...Spazzhog is there so that scratches H Hog and Spazz for now....oh and im still possesed by sony (which im gonna lead to a rousing finish) hope that cleared some things up........ON WITH THE STORY
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Princess Garnet 
Crown Princess
Posts: 84
(11/27/00 8:07:24 pm)
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Re: BACK IN THE BOSS ROOM...
Garnet, Demonic, and the rest of the group silently tiptoed through the room in search of the Head PS2. Suddenly, a loud crash was heard.
Garnet: Hey, guys... what was THAT?!
Demonic: I... I have no idea...
Crazy Mr. Leo: Well, I think it might've been the Head PS2. But why would a PS2 have a head, anyway? That makes absolutely NO sen--
Demonic: *slaps CML* *whispers* SHUT UP! ...I think it's coming closer...
Add On!
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CrazyMrLeo
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Posts: 304
(11/27/00 8:07:59 pm)
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Re: PLOT HOLE PATCHER!
CML: fine
DEMONIC: fine
NIK: fine
GARNET: fine
H HOG: fine
SHOWOFF: fine
SPAZZ: fine
SPAZZHOG: Didn't we go over this?
JAMIE: fine
MATT: fine
ANDRUSI: fine
KULOCK: fine
TONIC: fine
TL: fine
CHIBI: fine
SONIK JAM: fine
3D40: fine
TAS: fine
CML: fine
DEMONIC: fine
NIK: fine
GARNET: fine
H HOG: fine
SHOWOFF: fine
SPAZZ: fine
SPAZZHOG: Didn't we go over this?
JAMIE: fine
MATT: fine
ANDRUSI: fine
KULOCK: fine
TONIC: fine
TL: fine
CHIBI: fine
SONIK JAM: fine
3D40: fine
TAS: fine
CML: fine
DEMONIC: fine
NIK: fine
GARNET: fine
H HOG: fine
SHOWOFF: fine
SPAZZ: fine
SPAZZHOG: Didn't we go over this?
JAMIE: fine
MATT: fine
ANDRUSI: fine
KULOCK: fine
TONIC: fine
TL: fine
CHIBI: fine
SONIK JAM: fine
3D40: fine
TAS: fine
CML: fine
DEMONIC: fine
NIK: fine
GARNET: fine
H HOG: fine
SHOWOFF: fine
SPAZZ: fine
SPAZZHOG: DAMN IT! STOP!!!!
CML: fine (gets hit by a PS2)
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CrazyMrLeo
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Posts: 305
(11/27/00 8:14:42 pm)
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Re: PLOT HOLE PATCHER!
CML: OK... lets think about this... It's obvious that I'm making no sense... so lets just
AL MBERS: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
CML: fine... but when I have to save
GARNET: SHH!
CML: but you should know...
GARNET: I SAID--
CML: THERE'S A BIG!
GARNET: SHUT UP!!
CML: theresabigroboticsponythingythatsreallyreallyevilanditjustsetdemoniconfireagainsoithinkthatweshouldsomethingaboutit
DEMONIC: fine
MATT: YOU'RE STILL-
DEMONIC: I know...
GARNET: You know what? let's just progress with the story!
SPAZZHOG: Not my fault... its CML's!
CML: hits Spazz
SPAZZ: Why just me?
CML: I like H Hog...
SHOWOFF: FOOLS YOU WILL DIE!!
MATT: HEY! We're trying to have a pointless argument over here!
SHOWOFF: aHEM! I'm still controling the evil robot...
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Showoffboy
Prince of ALL Showoffs
Posts: 146
(11/27/00 8:19:17 pm)
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ERM
what evil robot? i dont recall being an evil robot.....i do recall being possesed but no evil robot.......whats the deal???
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CrazyMrLeo
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(11/27/00 8:23:50 pm)
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Re: ERM
CML: you know the evil robot I mentioned in that big long word... theres abigroboticsponythingythatsreallyreallyevilanditjustsetdemoniconfireagainsoithinkthatweshouldsomethingaboutit
SHOWOFF: oh ya... thanx a lot! I'll make YOUR death quick!
CML: Aw thats SO sweet...
ALL MBERS look at CML
CML: well it is... Your's will probably REALLY slow and painful
DEMONIC: ooch... well what are we going to do?
JAMIE: uh....
TAS: Maybe...
SPAZZHOG: I could... ATTACK him!
GARNET: Or... we could unplug it...
DEMONIC: well that's sony for ya!
MATT: DEMONIC! YOU'RE-
DEMONIC: I know I know...
Edited by: CrazyMrLeo at: 11/27/00 8:30:18 pm
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Matt the Yak
Occasional Hoaxer and
Suspected Fish
Posts: 155
(11/27/00 11:00:20 pm)
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Re: ERM
Matt: I KNOW WHAT TO DO!
All MBers: WHAT?
Matt: NOTHING!!!
Garnet: Oh, yeah. _Real_ helpful.
Blaze: Hang on, he's got a point. That robot will be powered by a PS2, right?
Spazzhog: Yeah...
Matt:...so, if there's a DVD in it, we just leave it alone and it'll overheat!
Kulock: Good point! Let's do it!
All: BREAK!
*As Mission:Impossible-type music plays, the MCers all set about aggressively doing nothing, i.e. playing checkers, eating, updating their hoax pages, etc.*
Showoff: What? What are you doing? Fight me you fools! Hey, what's this little red light...
*Matt and Demonic play checkers*
Demonic: ...And that's eight jumps, and king me.
Matt: Damn! Hey, wait...
Demonic: ...what?
Matt: Will you stop starting yor sentences with dots? Anyway, when that PS2 overheats, won't it...
Kulock: *running past* It's gonna blow!
Demonic: It blows alrea....
*explosion*
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"Kaboom! Kaping!! Kapowie!!!" - Francine
"Is this a piece of your brain?" - Basil Fawlty
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CrazyMrLeo
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Posts: 325
(11/27/00 11:15:31 pm)
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Re: ERM
CML: Everyone alright?
MATT: I hate to say it... but Demonic?
DEMONIC: yes?
MATT: SHOWOFFBOY'S on fire...
SHOWOFF: owowowowowowowowow! DAMN IT!!!! I'M JUST GONNA KILL YOU NOW!!!!
SPAZZHOG: Well I didn't see that one coming...
SHOWOFF: HAHAHA!!!!!
MATT: Now hold on... if you're under control of Sony then you're ALSO powered by PS2
SHOWOFF: yes...
JAMIE: Sooooooooooooo if there was a DVD in that PS2 then you'll be DOA by the AM!
SHOWOFF: Nuts! I knew I forgot something.... but there's a good 6 hours left
TL: yes....
SHOWOFF: In which I can kill you..
CML: DAMN! I suppose a fake HTML post wouldn't help?
GARNET: for the last time NO!
CML: Well we could run like chickens
SCOTT: (insert bad chicken joke here)
TL: Why don we just go for the head PS2?
CML: we DON'T know where it is!
SPAZZHOG: LET'S JUST KILL SHOWOFFBOY!
CML: ... ... ... that would work...
GARNET: uh... HOW?
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Nik Jam The Man 
THE MAN who got
the 1000th Reply/Post!
Posts: 641
(11/27/00 11:22:50 pm)
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Re: ERM
Nik: Find his weakness thats what.
Some Sony Ninjas follow from the Boss Room to the REAL Boss Room and start attacking our MBers
Nik kicks the Sony symbol on thier shirts. It knocks him unconcious. I GOT IT
CML: What
Nik: HIT THE SONY SIGN!
Garnet: But Showoff Boy has no Sony Sign.
Nik: hmmmmmmmm, gets a paper, Draws SOny on it, looks away from it and attacks SOB, putting the paper on Showoffboys back. NOW
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H Hog
God of forgotten Sega consoles
Posts: 834
(11/28/00 5:20:09 am)
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Hmmmm....
(Off topic)I smell major Power Ranger influence in here...(Aim directly for the "Z"!) And SOB? Who'ya calling a Son Of a B***h? Huh? (Notices SOB stands for ShowOffBoy) Er...never mind. 
BTW, Showoffboy DOES have a Sony sign, on his forehead, remember?
BACK TO STORY!!!
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Garnet: But...Showoffboy is one of us! Isn't there another way?
Matt: Yeah, she's right. We might kill the poor guy.
Sestren: Beats being killed ourselves...
Garnet and Matt: (Simultaneous) Good point.
**start attacking Showoffboy, but he easily swats them off of him**
Auston: Yaaaah!!!! **Jumps toward Showoffboy, only to be smashed away into a wall, being knocked unconscious.**
Dreadknux: F**K! This ain't working! Somebody has to hold him off so that somebody else can
attack him at his weak point!
Spazz's half: We'll do it.
H Hog's half: Say WHAT?!?
Spazz's half: Trust me on this one, 'kay?
H Hog's half: ....Alright! Let's do this!
**SpazHog jumps toward Showoffboy's legs, rendering him immobile.**
Showoffboy: WHAT? Why you insolent little....ARGH!!!
SpazHog: Now, guys! Hit the M/F!!! (Nothing personal, Showoffboy) *Nobody moves* I SAID NOW!!!
The MCers have been frozen in their tracks.
SpazHog: What? What's wrong with you?
**Nobody moves, or says anything**
Showoffboy lifts his arm, and smashes SpazHog on the head with his elbow.
Everything turns black before his/their eyes...
When he/they wake up, they're on a torture table, slowly getting their spine stretched.
SpazHog easily breaks loose, and eavesdrops on the Main Sony office, conveniently located right next to the torturechamber...
He hears them saying....
Man1:Hah! Lucky we used the "freezing" of the PS2 for our own good! Until we turn these PS2's off, these little fools won't be a threat to us!
Man2: Yeah, great! Check how many power we have in these things!
Man1: Oh, enough for a week's worth...
BACK IN THE TORTURE CHAMBER:
SpazHog: (With cable-cutting scissors in his hand): How convenient...power wires!
**Cuts them** **BLACK-OUT**
Man2: What? What the...?
**MCers are un-frozen**
Scott: Awright!
Matt: Hey, guys, look! Sony execs!
Kulock: 
Suddenly, you could only see a cloud of smoke, flying bodyparts, and vital organs.
Jamie: Piece of cake... Heh heh.....
Spazhog: *breaks through wall to the main office* There, that worked...Now to find Showoffboy and the Sony leader...
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HM Elechinda 
Electronica Fool and Destroyer
of Stereotypes and Stuff
Posts: 39
(11/28/00 11:42:58 am)
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Re: Hmmmm....
The Sony Leader was the Vancome Lady! and as they started to their quest, a tall black boy with dreads popped in front of them...
"Er..." Kulock started.
"What's going--" The black boy started, then he saw Garnet, and instantly fell in love with her...
He pushed just about everyone out of the way to get to her.
"Uh, hi. My name is HM." the black boy said.
"Hi." Garnet said nervously.
"I am the destroyer of Stereotypes, an Electronica fool..." HM started
"AND A IDIOT IF YA DON'T SHADDUP!" Matt said, hitting HM with a pan.
"Oh, sorry. When are we going to get Sony?" HM asked.
"Where were you?!" Matt asked.
"I was stuck in Sony's secret headquarters..." HM started, then looked at Garnet. "Where I suffered many pains and loss, but I got through it with my incredible strength and determenation..."
"All we wanted to know is what happened to you, not your long time struggle." SpazHog said.
All of a sudden, a Ford Pinto fell from the sky.
"WHAT DA...?" HM said.
"Well, well, well..." An annoying voice came from the Pinto. "if it ain't Mr. Negro!"
"Oh no, it's..." HM started.
"Vancome!!!" a blonde lady jumped out of the pinto. "And her faithful assistant...."
ADD-ON!!!
I know this sucked, but oh well...
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ShortyMST3K
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(11/28/00 12:10:52 pm)
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Re: Hmmmm....
<< "Vancome!!!" a blonde lady jumped out of the pinto. "And her faithful assistant...." >>
Shorty!
HM: Ohmigawd! Shorty?!
SHORTY: Erm, yeah.
KULOCK: But why are you a bad guy?
SHORTY: [shrugs] Felt like it, s'pose.
NIK: Why aren't you a good guy?
SHORTY: Good question.
DEMONIC: LOL! Sally go poop!
SHORTY: Riiiight.
[they all look at each other for a second.]
GARNET: [coughs]
TONIC: Well . . .
SHORTY: This bites, I'm going to be a good guy again.
VANCOME: What? Uh-uh, no way, gnome!
SHORTY: Why does everybody call me that?!
CRAZY MR. LEO: Zoom!
[all stare at CML]
CML: What?
SPAZ: Uhhhh.. what were we doing again?
GARNET: Finding the Sony boss!
SHORTY: Right, I can dig that.
[they all rush off to find the Sony boss. HM stops GARNET]
HM: Erm, could I kinda tell you something--...
GARNET: Sure.
HM: I think I love y--
[And then they all died]
ADD ON! [I think I effectively created these things]
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