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Pat L Hedgehog
I'm a victum of Suicumtance!
(7/5/02 10:38 am)
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Shirt in a Can!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annoucer

with dorky voice)You've got a very important interview for a very important job,and your enjoying a hearty blueberry cobbler.(Tim Meadows eating blueberry cobbler purposely spills it on his shirt.)

Annoucer:Uh oh!

Tim Meadows

ammit!!

Annoucer:Now, with that stained shirt you really could nail the interview,and you just wish you could go home and change.(Meadows nods his head facing the camera.)
Annoucer:But now you can,with New "Shirt in a Can!"

Tim Meadow:Shirt in a Can??(Grins.)

Annoucer:Thats its name,don't wear it out.
Meadow:How does it work?!
Annoucer:Its simple.Just remove the blueberry cobbler stained shirt(Meadow removes shirt.)
Annoucer:Hey,nice build!Do you work out?
Tim Meadow:Sometimes.
Annoucer:Its shows,Now just spray Shirt in a Can where a shirt would normally be.Do it.(Meadows sprays spray paint all over chest with words "Avoid Contact with skin" flashed across srceen.)
Meadows:Hey!Its burning my skin!
Annoucer:You telling me!The burn just lets you know its a shirt!(Lemon logo with words "Lemon fresh sent" appear at lower right on TV screen)Now with Shrit an a Can your ready to attack the day!
Meadows:Wow!This is one kick ass shirt!
(Red spray paint molded into shirt)
Annoucer:Thats Right!Shirt in a Can come in four new kick-ass designs.(Meadows modeling.)Golf.(Meadows with spary painted checkerboards.)Dress.(Meadows with White spray paint.)Tank top.(Meadows with green paint molded into tank top.)And Classy Tuxedo.(Meadows with white paint molded in tuxedo bib.)Now spilling a blueberry cobbler isn't a recipe for disaster.(Renactment.)DAMMIT!!!(Blue with shirt in a Can your ready to go.
Meadows(Holding shirt.)I got the job!And I made out with my new female boss!(He means he went second base with her.)THANKS SHRIT IN A CAN!!!!

Annoucer

on't mention it.Shrit in a Can is availible in every store everywhere in the world for $189.95.Get it!
From Saturday Night Live 98-99
c1998 National Broadcast Company

(Can We Talk?)Last night I....I saw you standing.I started....started pretending... I knew me too......and just a rondi you were to shy...but you weren't the only cause so was I...AND I.... DREAMED OF YOU EVER SINCE..NOW I BUILT UP MY CONFIDENCE.....AND NEXT...NEXT TIME YOU COME MY WAY I KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAAAY.......Can We Talk...for a minute girl I wanna know your name..Can we Talllk for a minute...girl I wanna know your name....I started..to write you a letter but I wanted to be more clever..I wanted to git down and sweet talk yooou....Hey Baby...but just a baby I could not talk..I tried to come closer but could not walk AND I...THINK OF IT EVERY NIGHT.....HOW I.....JUST COULD NOT GIT IT RIGHT...IF WE EVER COME AGAIN I KNOW WHAT I"LL SAY THEN......(Reapeat Chorus)(Bridge.)OHHH GIRL...ONE MORE CHANCE WITH YOU AGAIN I WILL NOT LET IT FALLLLLLLLL....OH PLEASE!GIVE ME JUST ONE MORE CHANCE>>>OF LOOOOOOVE!LOVE!LOVE!LOVE!c1993 Qwest Records release December 18,1993 http://photos.yahoo.com/pk1985rulz You wanna know what I look like? Click this link. [link]www.deadjournal.com/users/patsdahedgehog[/link] This is my miserable life,read my pathetic journal and gloat. "pathedgehog1985@yahoo.com this is my new e mail adress." Cause I'm da P 2 da A 2 da T 2 da R 2 da I 2 da C 2 da K!!!!!!!

Edited by: Pat L Hedgehog at: 7/5/02 1:27:17 pm

Pat L Hedgehog
I'm a victum of Suicumtance!
(7/5/02 1:40 pm)
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Re: Shirt in a Can!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(Can We Talk?)Last night I....I saw you standing.I started....started pretending... I knew you...you knew me too......and just a rondi you were to shy...but you weren't the only cause so was I...AND I.... DREAMED OF YOU EVER SINCE..NOW I BUILT UP MY CONFIDENCE.....AND NEXT...NEXT TIME YOU COME MY WAY I KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAAAY.......Can We Talk...for a minute girl I wanna know your name..Can we Talllk for a minute...girl I wanna know your name....I started..to write you a letter but I wanted to be more clever..I wanted to git down and sweet talk yooou....Hey Baby...but just a baby I could not talk..I tried to come closer but could not walk AND I...THINK OF IT EVERY NIGHT.....HOW I.....JUST COULD NOT GIT IT RIGHT...IF WE EVER COME AGAIN I KNOW WHAT I"LL SAY THEN......(Reapeat Chorus)(Bridge.)OHHH GIRL...ONE MORE CHANCE WITH YOU AGAIN I WILL NOT LET IT FALLLLLLLLL....OH PLEASE!GIVE ME JUST ONE MORE CHANCE>>>OF LOOOOOOVE!LOVE!LOVE!LOVE!c1993 Qwest Records release December 18,1993 http://photos.yahoo.com/pk1985rulz You wanna know what I look like? Click this link. [link]www.deadjournal.com/users/patsdahedgehog[/link] This is my miserable life,read my pathetic journal and gloat. "pathedgehog1985@yahoo.com this is my new e mail adress." Cause I'm da P 2 da A 2 da T 2 da R 2 da I 2 da C 2 da K!!!!!!!